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I told a guy at work about it and the conversation followed like so: Him: imagine if you'd had a gun! Me: ummm Him: well, if you'd caught him breaking into your car you could've shot him. Me: yeah, a $5 tire pressure gauge is definitely worth someone's life. That's totally reasonable. These are the people we deem fit for concealed carry permit. Freaking idiots! They could have stolen every single thing inside the car and I'd have been out $150 bucks and about an hour of my time. Now, I know I think pretty highly of myself, but I'm not sure I think that highly that I can kill a guy for a minor inconvenience.

My car got broken into last night. That was nice to wake up to. Glove box and console were rifled through. They left my baseball cleats, ski helmet, and sunglasses, and CDs. They took.......my fcucking digital tire pressure gauge! What the !?!? Fcuking crack heads.

I'll only accept this: http://youtu.be/hcO4MMzdYE8 ...from whom ever ends up being wrong.

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I gouged a finger on one hand with a nail from a finger on the other hand about 2 weeks ago. I'm still missing a chunk of finger. You got this.

Well, you had better get ready.

I know, right? First line of defense, my ass!

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. That's what I go to the gym, I guess.

You're god damned right!

Kids in highschool say dumb sh!t. Sometimes they mean it, sometimes they don't. Most of the time they have no fcuking idea what they're talking about.

This is accurate.

Nice. Let the Allen hate flow! PS: Deadspin doesn't appear to like Terry Pegula. https://deadspin.com/nfl-owners-sure-came-off-like-dumbasses-when-they-met-w-1825534719/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Wrong answer. He should have sh!t all over the city and then went to Houston for 2 years before returning to the Bills. Then he'd be the fcuking man!

That's ok, this thread ends tonight, right?

I had to write a math test once for work. It was to be given in order to evaluate if someone was smart enough to be able to deal Craps. (Personally, I think that's bullsh!t, I could teach just about anyone the math of the game, it's the hand dexterity that is the real skill). It had 2 PEMDAS equations on it. 90% of the people who took it got them wrong. The rest of the test was basic 3rd grade math(the only math I'm qualified to speak on) and guess what!? Yup, more than half the people who took it failed miserably. We are bad at math in this country. Just plain bad at it. Most of us retain nothing after graduation. Pythagorean theorem, pfff. Quadratic formula, nope! Postulates of euclidean geometry, hell no! Logic... actually, I'm pretty sure I got that one. But that's it. +-×÷√π that's all I got.

I don't go out of my way to not care. I just never seek it out. And everyone I know is as uninformed as me, so it doesn't come up.

Bingo. I just don't care.

Let's go, Liger. Put up the board.

I'll still be talkin smack.

Leave me alone. I'm just sitting home watching my programs not bothering anyone! Suits is my new show.

I found out we bombed Syria 4 days after the fact when I went to watch my DVRd episode of Hawaii Five-O and it was all up by breaking news! I was fcuking pissed! Thankfully my wife records Blue Bloods after Hawaii Five-O so we managed to get all of my show and only her show was ruined by 15 minutes. And that's fine.

Haha! Yes indeed.

Everyone liked ICP in 8th grade. ...and I was completely covered in Faygo on a 95 degree day. It was freaking disgusting!

Bruins suck!