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This is very true. I'm raising one. He used to not be the worst. Here's hoping he gets back there someday. :p

Elementary school was public and we wore whatever 7-10 was Catholic and the boys wore a shirt and tie and girls looked like varying degrees of private school piano lessons and porn. 11-12th was back to public school and wearing whatever. You definitely got made fun of at the Private school for having the wrong sh!t on. But they fixed that when they decided that all uniforms must be bought from the same company (ya know, the company that was throwing them a nice kickback) for ridiculous prices. After that, I bailed and went back to public school and the harassment was definitely less.

School uniforms are the dumbest sh!t ever. There, I feel better.

I feel like North Carolina is the pit stop for 30-late 40 something New Yorkers on their way to God's Waiting Room, Florida.

Who wouldn't? Wear a condom with a porn star? That's like climbing into a body bag before driving a Lamborghini! - Jim Norton

I'm feeling nostalgic today.

First softball game of the season yesterday. Double-header and we're 2-0. Bottom 7 of game 2 and we're down 9-8 and we walked it off with a 2 run jack. Wind helped the ball right into the center of the plate...and then right onto the hill across the street.

Swear to God, I'm too depressed* to remember. I don't even fcuking know at this point. *depressed with the state of the Sabres, not clinically depressed. I'm a very happy person, don't worry about me. It's normal to be drunk at 1pm on a Monday.

Ugh, he's a total douche bag. A real asshat.

Of course they do. We gave it to them.

That's what THEY want, maaaan!

I have Pittsburgh with the 3peat.

What are they doing with that data? Well sharing it, of course. They sell it to everyone who wants it. Then they use it to tailor what advertising you see, what mail you get and that's just the easy stuff. People giving their finger prints to Samsung and Apple?! Are you fcuking nuts? People voluntarily sending their DNA to companies for heritage research? Yeah, sure. We already self report everything that we're doing on social media, so government agencies don't even need to use the location data in our cell phones to track us. Not to mention the fact that we all tattle on everyone who ever said something bad, ever, so the government doesn't even need the wiretaps...sorry, I mean Alexa that everyone is voluntarily putting in their living rooms. Seriously, who bugs their own house? The girl at the register at FYE asked for my phone number the other day. Get fcuked, sweetie. They're gonna be chipping us like they do dogs in another 3 years. And we're going to volunteer for it. Ok, too far down the rabbit hole. I'm going back to drinking.

I loved Evander Kane

Oh man! I've thought about it for the last 2 years. Can't do it. I need my MLB Network, YES network, TNT, TBS, Comedy Central. The wife needs Hallmark and the like. FS1, NBC sports... they've got me by the balls.

Remember when we signed awesome FA Christian Ehrhoff and awesome FA Ville Leino and awesome FA Matt Moulson and awesome FA Kyle Okposo? Christ, I wish we couldn't afford free agents.

Remember when we finally did sign free agents in the summer of 2011 and all the talking heads had us as a team to watch and John Buccigross picked us to win the cup and then we never made the playoffs again, ever?

I wear funky socks. They always match something, be it my tie, shirt, suit or all 3. Gotta love the Navy blue, powder blue and red argyle with a navy blue pinstripe suit, powder blue shirt and red power tie. Seriously, I'm the jersey shore of business dress.

I was piling on, not shaming you.

They clearly serve an orthopedic function.

Belt matches the shoes in color and texture.

189 million

Accounting for time, let's count the last 7 seasons.

Thank you. I'm very grateful for this opportunity.

Making the woman decorate....I see how it is. #timesup!