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I mean, I'd survive alright without her. But I'm pretty sure it'd be in a cave man sort of way. Sure, I vacuum and I'll throw in laundry, and I cook. But she's the reason the place is decorated and it smells nice and the counters and stove don't have crumbs and food splatter all over them. And she gives out affection. From what I hear, children need that from time to time.

My kid is 13. He sleeps longer than I do. My sleeping teaches the child self reliance. ;) Plus he has a mother. She's helpful

Huh, I just woke up after sleeping for 9.5 hours. Trouble with that is, I'm 100% positive that I have strep throat. Hey Woody, can you write me an Rx from Croatia? I don't want to move.

Tiny Syracuse upsets the juggernaut that is the TCU horned frogs. Huge upset. Huge.

Ugh, fcuking mirrors and white furniture. Jesus Christ! Was that a bingo parlor in the basement? I can smell the moth balls from here!

Such bullsh*t. Everywhere I want to go skiing is getting over a foot and a half and everywhere I CAN go skiing is getting half an inch.

I got skills? If it makes you feel any better, I'll be up at 615 this morning.

It wasn't that b....yeah, never mind, it was kinda bad. And I had a great time talking with you.

No, I just know a lot of people who didn't pay attention in health class.

Had a blast, yet again! And for some reason my GPS took me through Darrien Lake on my way home. Why can't it ever take me home the same way it brought me there? Oh well, 9 hour round trip, well worth it.

Sorry, Woody and I were busy meeting a bunch of players.

Me? No way! I'm very charming.

Victory!

Just walked in past the French connection statue. Where am I finding y'all

Pulled over on 17. Let's see if I can talk my way out of it.

Alright. I'm awake. I'm leaving the house by 7:15. Should be there by noon.

You got this.

A generation is closer to 17 years if you hang out with the kind of people that I hang out with.

I'm in bio's seat. Sorry Woody.

I didn't make it that far.

It was that bad, to me. Every episode just got longer and more boring. I hated Danny more and more with every passing minute. Then I hated all the supporting characters. Everyone just sucked.

I'm at the mountain skiing in about a foot of fresh powder.

K, I'll see you there

I liked Daredevil. I liked Jessica Jones even better. And you're just gonna wanna skip Iron Fist all together. What a pile of sh!t that was.

Great, now I have the theme to Baywatch stuck in my head.