ubkev Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Man, Josh Allen sucks so bad! If the bills don't draft him I'll sh!t in my hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 (edited) Sam Darnold is as impressive as a grilled cheese sandwich. And he's got a throwing motion like a god damned trebuchet! Edited September 24, 2017 by ubkev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted September 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Sam Darnold is as impressive as a grilled cheese sandwich. And he's got a throwing motion like a god damned trebuchet! I love grilled cheese. Next metaphor, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 I love grilled cheese. Next metaphor, please. I like grilled cheese sandwiches just fine and dandy. But there's no way you can call them impressive. He's the children's menu staple of quarterbacks. He's a basic mother . And his release is timed with a calendar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 I like grilled cheese sandwiches just fine and dandy. But there's no way you can call them impressive. YDIW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 YDIW Dude, it's cheese and bread. American cheese and white bread. That's a grilled cheese sandwich. Anything else is putting a silk hat on a pig. "Well, I used a smoked Gouda and Gruyère on pumpernickel." That's nice. Next tell me about your beard conditioner, ironic wardrobe, and collection of hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted September 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 (edited) Dude, it's ###### cheese and bread. American cheese and white bread. That's a grilled cheese sandwich. Anything else is putting a silk hat on a pig. "Well, I used a smoked Gouda and Gruyère on pumpernickel." That's nice. Next tell me about your beard conditioner, ironic wardrobe, and collection of hats. American "cheese," good white bread, and butter. It's the best ###### sandwich in the world. Control yourself. Respect the sandwich. Edited September 24, 2017 by Eleven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 American "cheese," good white bread, and butter. It's the best ###### sandwich in the world. Control yourself. Respect the sandwich. I can name 3 sandwich that are better based on nationality alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Grilled cheese is amazing, I frequently have the cafeteria make me 2 or 3 of them and I'll chow em down in between patients! Don't hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'm confused. So,… Darnold isn't that bad, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'm confused. So,… Darnold isn't that bad, then? Worse than grilled cheese. Better than tomato and mayo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Oh, he's terrible.... But the sandwich is not... Duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 (edited) I can name 3 sandwich that are better based on nationality alone. I can name 3 players better than Jack. Still impressive.. Edited September 24, 2017 by We've Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'm confused. So,… Darnold isn't that bad, then? He ain't the bee's knees or the cats pajamas. He's a USC quarterback. He'll go to the league and do what they all do. I can name 3 players better than Jack. Still impressive.. You didn't call Jack the "best sandwich in the world!" So...I guess you're helping my point. Actually, my metaphor is perfect! According to the last page in this thread, the grilled cheese sandwich would be severely over drafted in a Sabrespace Sandwich Draft. Just like Sam Darnold will be over drafted in the NFL draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 You didn't call Jack the "best ###### sandwich in the world!" No, but I'm pretty sure you'll find that opinion on this site. Here's what makes grilled cheese among the best in the world.... 1. so simple even Donald Trump could make one that would be delicious. 2. add corned beef and you get a reuben. shaved steak, and it is Filly's finest. a hamburger and it's a patty melt. It's like the French mother sauces of sandwiches. 3. You don't even need a frying pan to make one and it would be awesome 4. memories of Mom 5. So cheap to make even a grad student can afford the deliciousness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 No, but I'm pretty sure you'll find that opinion on this site. Here's what makes grilled cheese among the best in the world.... 1. so simple even Donald Trump could make one that would be delicious. 2. add corned beef and you get a reuben. shaved steak, and it is Filly's finest. a hamburger and it's a patty melt. It's like the French mother sauces of sandwiches. 3. You don't even need a frying pan to make one and it would be awesome 4. memories of Mom 5. So cheap to make even a grad student can afford the deliciousness Really? Now we're adding better players to the mix? Here's why Jack Eichel is the best player ever. 1. So simple to draft after Connor McDavid was already picked that even Donald Trump's couldn't screw it up. 2. Add prime Wayne Gretzky to his line and Jack scores 150, make Super Mario their third and they're all going to score 200. 3. You don't even need hockey, they'd just be cool to hand out with. 4. My mom made me fried egg sandwiches more than grilled cheese because she knew a vastly superior sandwich when she saw one. 5. Ramen ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 (edited) Mmmmmmm, breakfast. And speaking of fried egg sandwiches, could the naked egg taco from Taco Bell be the biggest mistake ever made in food history. That thing is an abomination. Edited September 24, 2017 by SwampD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 weird..... Anyways Monday I'll try to find the snaps of the top 3 guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Grilled cheese is gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted September 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Grilled cheese is gross I have reported this comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Grilled cheese is gross Dude...too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 This is a hill worth being banned on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 This is a hill worth being banned onHamburger hill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted September 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 This is a hill worth being banned on You are a troglodyte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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