sodbuster Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 I can't feel my face. Are we dead?Were we ever really alive to begin with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 I'm still holding out hope that LGR's account "mysteriously" disappeared during the transfer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 We're ... here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Magic Happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Oh, 12 Internet points to you, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted January 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 More like: Private Hosting Provider office overlooking DC floor, Hosting Provider staff on-site SSAE16 Audited, PCI & HIPAA compliance solutions available 24/7/365 customer access, Hosting Provider office on-site Redundant fiber ring to the Infomart, plus on-net carriers 36 inch raised floor Reinforced concrete roof with FM I-90 wind uplift rated roof Smoke detection systems in ceiling and under floor Double-interlock pre-action dry-pipe fire prevention system Secure: CCTV, perimeter fenced, armed security, ID cards 12 x 30-ton Liebert air-cooled units totaling 360 tons in N+2 configuration Diverse path underground utility feeds 3 x 600 kVA Liebert UPS in N+1 configuration 2 x 2500 kVA transformers at 480 volts with expansion to 10MW 2 MW Cummins generator backup, 3,500 gallons of on-site fuel storage Transient Voltage Surge Suppression (TVSS) system plus lightning protection system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 This is what it felt like while SS was offline. http://www.hulu.com/watch/281936 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 More like: Private Hosting Provider office overlooking DC floor, Hosting Provider staff on-site SSAE16 Audited, PCI & HIPAA compliance solutions available 24/7/365 customer access, Hosting Provider office on-site Redundant fiber ring to the Infomart, plus on-net carriers 36 inch raised floor Reinforced concrete roof with FM I-90 wind uplift rated roof Smoke detection systems in ceiling and under floor Double-interlock pre-action dry-pipe fire prevention system Secure: CCTV, perimeter fenced, armed security, ID cards 12 x 30-ton Liebert air-cooled units totaling 360 tons in N+2 configuration Diverse path underground utility feeds 3 x 600 kVA Liebert UPS in N+1 configuration 2 x 2500 kVA transformers at 480 volts with expansion to 10MW 2 MW Cummins generator backup, 3,500 gallons of on-site fuel storage Transient Voltage Surge Suppression (TVSS) system plus lightning protection system No underfloor water detectors? For shame! (maybe that's only around here where there used to be herds of vaxen and lumbering mainframes with water cooling roaming the datacenters) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 I always knew we were located in the Death Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 I always knew we were located in the Death Star You win. AGAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 You win. AGAIN. All I've ever wanted is to awkwardly hug Bob Barker and tell him I let my 4 cats have rampant sex all over the nieghborhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 I had the strangest dream while the server was down. We were all at MODO's place and I put Yuri's special syrup on my phat panny. Then I tripped, and started dreaming... of being at MODO's place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKnowPhysics Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 More like: Private Hosting Provider office overlooking DC floor, Hosting Provider staff on-site SSAE16 Audited, PCI & HIPAA compliance solutions available 24/7/365 customer access, Hosting Provider office on-site Redundant fiber ring to the Infomart, plus on-net carriers 36 inch raised floor Reinforced concrete roof with FM I-90 wind uplift rated roof Smoke detection systems in ceiling and under floor Double-interlock pre-action dry-pipe fire prevention system Secure: CCTV, perimeter fenced, armed security, ID cards 12 x 30-ton Liebert air-cooled units totaling 360 tons in N+2 configuration Diverse path underground utility feeds 3 x 600 kVA Liebert UPS in N+1 configuration 2 x 2500 kVA transformers at 480 volts with expansion to 10MW 2 MW Cummins generator backup, 3,500 gallons of on-site fuel storage Transient Voltage Surge Suppression (TVSS) system plus lightning protection system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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