Neo Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) What the hell am I supposed to drink with herring then? Herring, with bravado. Edited March 31, 2015 by Neo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Defecting Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Has anyone seen @fakegorbyportwinestain? Probably not. He's taking trombone lessons because it's the only instrument on which you can get anywhere by letting things slide. :huh: He's a real steady worker. If he gets any steadier, he'll be motionless. :blink: There's only one job he's interested in - as a tester in a mattress factory. :cry: His prayers are printed are printed and pasted on the wall. At bedtime, he points to them and says, Lord, please read them. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Amerk Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I do not understand the allure of Vodka. So many tastier ways to get loaded. I've always felt this way about beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Defecting Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Where is Spndnchz? She is really slacking off. Her boss said, if her work didn't improve, she'd find a pink slip in her envelope. She said, "How nice! Make it a size 10!" :( When she goes to a meeting, She never accepts tickets for a door prize. She says she has all the doors she needs. :w00t: She often serves her guests in the nude - whenever the cookbook says "Serve without dressing." :sick: She was asked if she cares for Shakespeare, Dickens, or Keats, and she whispered, "Please keep your voice down; my boyfriend has a terribly jealous disposition." :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Henny Youngmanovich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Where is Spndnchz? She is really slacking off. She is definitely not locked in my basement... nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Defecting Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'm not usually one to pick on a guy who can't defend himself, Ghost of Dwight Drane excepted. Once a rattlesnake bit him. It was a terrible sight watching it curl up and die. :unsure: He's so cold-blooded, if a mosquito bit him, it would die of pneumonia. :huh: In any organization, he'd be an outstanding candidate for the Ways to be Mean Committee. :doh: He never hits a man when he's down - he kicks him. :angel: Speaking of jerks, where is d4rksabrefan? Hmmm? If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God. :w00t: If he could ever get anyone to love him as much as he loves himself, it would be history's greatest romance. :wub: He knows when an idea is good - when it's one of his. :o He could take a great weight off his mind, by discarding that halo. :angel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Ink speaks truth. Vodka is the worstest There is no bad booze. There are those nectars that might not settle with one's palate, or they may never come to appreciate. But if you insist that Vodka is un-drinkable, I can always drink it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Defecting Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 And while we're on the topic of pompous idiots, where is Eleven? He has such a long face, barbers charge him double for shaving it. :cry: He's a chip off the ol' iceberg, that guy. :ph34r: Eleven doesn't get ulcers, he gives them. :o The idea for whiskey sours must have come from a look at his face. :flirt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Na zdrowie :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 lol Anna is amusing me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 No Slav in your blood. No self respecting Slav would have made that statement. :P True dat. For me, I'm in the home stretch. No alcohol for me until Easter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_sauve28 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Blue box? I tossed mine right in the garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpandean Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Anyone else in Roch got a black screen on MSG w/ TWC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_sauve28 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 This singer stinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Na zdrowie :lol: I cannot wait until I can utter that phrase as a prelude to a drink. Come on, Easter! And hopefully by then I'll be celebrating a tank well executed. This singer stinks Painful is what he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_sauve28 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 That puck never crossed the icing line!! Wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROC Sabres Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 oh ah sabres on the tankpath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallawaySabres Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Not a bad start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I so feel bad for Lindback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanbe Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 As the AZ broadcast said on the goal...watch 41 not even touching Moss in front of the net. Nash also called out BFLO fans as for the Yotes fans not to sink to that level and for the Yotes to take it to the Sabres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Wow, AZ almost scored on them selves again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norcal Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Yotes are always a threat to score on themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Defecting Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Not very lady-like of me, I know. Speaking of ladies, have you seen Bio-dork? She could hardly wait until she got married, in fact, she didn't :blush: She mightn't have such a wrong slant on things if she stopped looking down her nose. :thumbdown: That sweater doesn't do her much good. The way she looks in it, the wool looked better on the sheep. :w00t: She's only dull and uninteresting until you get to know her. After that, she's just plain boring. :doh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallawaySabres Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Pretty fast paced game so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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