Trettioåtta Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Explain to me why Hodgson on a 4th line makes any sense at all (as opposed to a scratch). I'll breathlessly await insight. No the fourth line is for your organisation's top prospect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 I had a connolly jersey, as soon as i got that he got concussed.... In my wise decision making, I had the connolly changed to a Hodgson, at that point he starting (continued) sucking.... Therefore If I burn the jersey, he will become Crosby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Explain to me why Hodgson on a 4th line makes any sense at all (as opposed to a scratch). I'll breathlessly await insight. You can breathe. It wasn't a jab at you, it's an inside joke with nfreeman. He thinks I thought Lindy was "holding back" Thomas Vanek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsixspd Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 I can't turn on him. He's been given a 10 game grace period. LOL!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 So while I was looking at Reinhart's stats, I decided to check out Hodgson's as well; as it turns out, we may be misdirecting our anger. With nearly identical usage, he's sitting at a tidy 5.9 relative Corsi...Moulson and Ennis, meanwhile, are at -8.2 and -9.1 respectively. That's not a trivial difference. Here's a bonus stat for the Stafford haters: he's facing middle-ground competition and his relative Corsi is at -18.3, 2nd worst on the team. For comparison, Girgensons is playing similar minutes and sitting at an 8.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 You can breathe. It wasn't a jab at you, it's an inside joke with nfreeman. He thinks I thought Lindy was "holding back" Thomas Vanek. Thanks. And sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Thanks. And sorry. Posting here means you never have to say you're sorry. Your eyes still make me feel all oogly-googly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted October 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 So while I was looking at Reinhart's stats, I decided to check out Hodgson's as well; as it turns out, we may be misdirecting our anger. With nearly identical usage, he's sitting at a tidy 5.9 relative Corsi...Moulson and Ennis, meanwhile, are at -8.2 and -9.1 respectively. That's not a trivial difference. Here's a bonus stat for the Stafford haters: he's facing middle-ground competition and his relative Corsi is at -18.3, 2nd worst on the team. For comparison, Girgensons is playing similar minutes and sitting at an 8.0. I don't need numbers to tell me Drew sucks. Matty might suck but I like him. Cody can go choke on a fruit smoothie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 I don't need numbers to tell me Drew sucks. Matty might suck but I like him. Cody can go choke on a fruit smoothie. Ain't no sunshine in d4rkville today. And I like it. Kerfuffled Carter vs. Angry Eleven in a grudge match to the death. The budding young curmudgeon vs. the Bill Bixby of Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted October 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Ain't no sunshine in d4rkville today. And I like it. Kerfuffled Carter vs. Angry Eleven in a grudge match to the death. The budding young curmudgeon vs. the Bill Bixby of Buffalo. I try to stay pretty positive and I like to give guys in sports the benefit of the doubt. But a shitbird is a shitbird no matter how nice your bird watching glasses are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotentPowerPlay22 Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 If he's helping with the tank, then he must stay right here. My thoughts exactly. He is terrible, so he must stay. Along with the other dead weights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Kerfuffled Carter Love that band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Love that band. :flirt: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudacek Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm so sick of Cody Hodgson I'm already tired of hating him. We haven't had a real man on this team since Jim Schoenfeld was crying at the airport. I hate any player who teases that he will be that guy then spends the next two years thinking he's Mikhail ###### Baryshnikov. Until he gets a nose to match his dad's, Marcus Foligno must go. Jhonas Enroth is the smallest goalie in the NHL and is most euro-looking euro this franchise has ever had. He needs to go. Mike Weber tries so hard and achieves so little he makes me want to cry. He need to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude274 Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Sarcasm=on Yeah! They should offer everyone on this team for best offer! Then buy new players all around the league! Sarcasm=off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudacek Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Brian Gionta is captain of a team that has scored less than Michael Jackson at a nun convention. He is older than Howie ###### Morenz. He needs to go. Tyler Ennis looks like he plays in a band my 14-year-old listens to. The "playmaker" on the team's number one power play and he's yet to record an assist all season. He needs to go. Edited October 30, 2014 by dudacek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 I can't imagine many teams would want him Brian Gionta is captain of a team that has scored less than Michael Jackson at a nun convention. :w00t: what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudacek Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Andrej Meszaros hasn't made a play since Alexei Yashin was Ottawa's best player. He's on pace to be the first NHL player to be a quaruple digit minus. He has to go. Michael Neuvirth couldn't even make it as backup in Washington. And he looks like a ###### hobbit. He has to go. Chris Stewart is built like Lawrence Taylor and plays hockey like Taylor Swift. He needs to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 I think I like Angry Dudacek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudacek Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Matt Moulson might be on pace to collect $25 million without scoring a single ###### goal. And he looks like my brother's dealer. He has to go. Who the ###### is Andre Benoit anyway? He has to go. Tyson Strachan? Why the ###### is even here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted October 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Matt Moulson might be on pace to collect $25 million without scoring a single ###### goal. And he looks like my brother's dealer. He has to go. Who the ###### is Andre Benoit anyway? He has to go. Tyson Strachan? Why the ###### is even here? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudacek Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Brian Flynn is not good enough to play in the NHL. He's working on his third year with the Sabres. he has to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Andrej Meszaros hasn't made a play since Alexei Yashin was Ottawa's best player. He's on pace to be the first NHL player to be a quaruple digit minus. He has to go. :lol: Edited October 30, 2014 by LabattBlue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Matt Moulson might be on pace to collect $25 million without scoring a single ###### goal. And he looks like my brother's dealer. Always thought MattyMo looked like a dude who knows his way around a gravity bong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudacek Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Reinhart and Risto should go because kids shouldn't have to go through ###### like this. Torrey Mitchell and Nick Deslauriers can stay if, and only if, they severely injure a Bruin. Cody Mac can stay because he makes Glass's kid happy and somebody on this ###### board needs to be ###### happy. gorges can stay because the guy is actual ###### hockey player. Myers can stay because we all need someone to argue about. Stafford can stay because the world will come to ###### end if he doesn't. Zemgus can stay because he is a ###### God. Everybody else, get the ###### off my hockey team. Edited October 30, 2014 by dudacek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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