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Yeah, her and that's about it!

Worst human beings on the show ranked: 1 Carole Baskin 2 That affliction wearing dbag 3 Joe 4 Doc 5 The snitch that looks like Honey Boo Boo's mom 6 Carole's living husband 7 Carole's dead husband

Make me an angel that flies from Montgomery.

***** Carole Baskin! ?

Joe Diffie died today. Complications due to Covid-19. 90's country for those that are unfamiliar. Had quite a few bangers. Good drinkin music. Hope you're propped up beside the jukebox, Joe.

If Jack Eichel and Connor McDavid played baseball instead of hockey then the buffalo sabres would have made the playoffs more recently than 2011. Just sayin

Probably picking 5th or something like that.

Yep...I was already quite certain that none of us were making it to any of our summer concerts. Now I just want people to be ok.

The Wire

Nope

Wife's birthday today. She's feeling much better, fever seems to have broken. She made me a fruity drink. Pineapple vodka, Malibu, little bit of crushed pineapple juice and some cherry juice. 3 of em. Then I made scalloped potatoes and ham for dinner. For dessert I've made a cake. White cake, with a cream cheese vanilla pudding frosting, topped with crushed pineapple, topped with cool whip and Maraschino cherries. Time for dessert. Then bourbon.

So now they all have chlamydia?

Talked to my parents yesterday. Mom says to me "this morning we went golfing with another couple" Are you ***** kidding me, mom! What the *****!!! I don't care how young you two feel. You are ***** old! Get in the ***** house and stay there!

Just spent half an hour with my son making birthday cards for his mother. Construction paper and colored pencils, just like a couple of 6 year olds! Now I've got to get to work on that cake. I'm a pretty good cook, but I'm a ***** baker. Just gonna try to not ***** this up too badly.

Sounds like it's time for boxing lessons ?

Not a clue. I don't know her.

In case anyone was wondering https://www.timesleader.com/news/777820/woman-to-be-charged-with-destroying-food-at-gerritys-supermarket/amp So that's what my local grocery store is up to.

See, you say disturbingly. But my parents live just outside of Tampa and in all of my trips to Florida, that's just how I remember it always being. ?

Tiger King ....here we go

Alright, I've decided to begin working from home. I've moved 3 baccarat tables and a pai gow tiles table into my garage. I'm looking for investors. We need $300k in loose cash on hand and an actual truckload of cigarettes. I'll supply the dealers and the clientele. You're looking at a 30% ROI in the first week.

7-9

I started growing my facial hair when I stopped going to work. So, in 6 or 8 months, I'll have a beard. I have great 5 o'clock shadow. It just never grows into anything. I figure with the barber shops closed, and no one to properly fade my hair then my face can get a bit scruffy.

My mom is going to make me go to bed way before this one is over. I'm only 9 and it's a school night.

Wife was just tested. We'll have the results in a week. She's had a fever for 7 days. Her doc said she's treating her as if she's positive for Covid-19. But my wife also knows her body. And she's positive that she has a kidney infection. I'm betting my wife is right. Or maybe I'm just hoping... Blood work comes back tomorrow.

I've officially filed for unemployment. The casino has gone dark. The doors are locked, no one is allowed in the building. Not one soul. I look forward to all the mandatory job searching, drug tests, interviews and so on. This ***** sucks! My wife has had a fever since Monday. She can't go back to work until she's below 99.6 for 3 days in a row. I have no source of income at all, and I won't see half of what I make through an unemployment check for another 4 weeks if I'm lucky. I'm gonna give it a few weeks, then I'm pulling my 401k, spending to my limits on my credit cards, faking my own death and moving to Norway. ok, my spoiled baby hissy fit is over now.