Hey, Oakland A's Matt Chapman. Oh, you're 2 for your last 32? Well here's an 0-2 fastball right down the middle. Enjoy!
Man, I hate when Sonny Gray pitches.
Is the mensroom attendant the most annoying job on Earth? I know I love it when people listen to me drop a deuce. Or stare at my back when I'm taking a wiz. No I don't need your piss room cologne. And I'm quite capable of washing and drying my own hands. Tip you? For making me feel uncomfortable as hell? Can I give you cash to leave before I get started?
Track isn't a sport. We must, as a nation stop treating track stars like real stars. Carl Lewis reminded us of this, and we haven't made the same mistake since. :p
I know you're joking, but I'd bet he can skate. And if he can't skate, I'd bet he could figure it out pretty quickly. I mean, in all honesty, skating isn't that hard.
Not my work. Most people don't want to show up. When they do, they want to leave early. And when they don't get picked to leave early they decide to take an occurrence and leave early anyway.
Kilauea erupting again. Destroying homes again. Why live there? Probably because when you don't have lava in your living room it's freaking awesome. Do they sell volcano insurance like they sell flood insurance? Does FEMA have a volcano map?