PASabreFan

Walk into a bar...

Screw getting ON the plane, I'm getting IN the plane! I miss Carlin. I imagine you do too Taro.

Can I get a job forecasting the weather? Here's today's forecast. Clouds and sunshine with a couple of showers and a thunderstorm

I've been rattling this cup for nothing?

That is correct, George.

I've been reading these threads since I don't know when. I'm stuck in Sabres prison.

How many though? Sometimes it feels like a few people on Twitter can drive the debate.

They did it for a free hairpiece?

I'm gettin' that blue ribbon this year. Enough with the ... Wait for it... cusps.

Only white straight men could write some of these posts.

Parsing your words, are you suggesting the offseason has already been good? To answer your question... Here, not much.

Except Ralph of course.

How many games did it take them?

Don's an atrocious game night/day coach. Hopefully it's to some extent by design. I'd love to read this board if he coaches to form during a playoff series.

The accent marks. Ain't nobody got time for that.

I think we all know what ranking is missing.

Buffalo ... The rent isn't too damn high!

Odd. The individual rankings don't suggest an overall ranking of second. Also these categories would seem to be of little concern to professional athletes, especially young ones.

Rich pricks.

Poppy seed

Was referring to the sad sack franchise and fanbase he had to call out.

A hero in Sabres history. Off to greener pastures. Good for him. Sadly not much has really changed since he achieved hero status, just a variation on a theme.

Maybe I'm missing your point. He's not the reason the Sabres lost Game 6. Along the lines of what you're saying, Gary didn't make the call on Hull's goal. Or orchestrate anything else behind a curtain. And as point of fact, the rules weren't changed during the playoffs. "Clarifications" were issued in the infamous March memo. Yes, the Sabres got the memo. As did everyone else, including the media.

Specifically corneas.

The pain is so deep here. Almost unimaginable that this has come to pass. Honestly I don't even want to think about it. It's just sports. The Hockey Gods can ***** right off.