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I loved Beane calling out the fantasy schmucks on WGR. Now he needs to tell Schopp to sign up for Gamblers Anonymous.

Pope?

I'm not mad or freaked out, just curious how this happened: At work I was in a resident's apartment. She has a cell phone. A plush toy Charlie Brown had fallen behind her chair, so I retrieved it for her. I made a Good Grief joke, said that's Charlie Brown's luck and, after seeing her Peanuts calendar, asked her if she liked Peanuts (duh of course, it's just the small talk you make). I got home tonight and was perusing the YouTube app on my TV, and there's a show or documentary about how Charles Schultz created Peanuts. How in the world does that happen? P.S. my phone was outside the apartment and down the hall a short distance.

It's hard to believe it's been one week.

Very descriptive, great goal calls. Some would say over the top, but in a market used to RJ, it would be refreshing. Better over the top than a soggy bottom. Alas, it will not happen.

I got the job. Head of DOUGH for TP. I'm going to make Elon look like your Nana pulling out coupons in line at the grocery store.

I am. You know I recently celebrated the 10th anniversary of my third quintile minus a league. You were there. You saved me. That Werthers was moving, baby. Age is just a number.

So NOW I hear about the victory vest.

Enforcement Administrator Visual Presentation Coordinator. Dude or dudette who instructs the intern to print the names of the officials to hang behind the bench. Hanging of course is done by someone else, as it's a union job.

Lindy's humour: you put shaving cream on Larry Playfair's hand while he sleeps, then tickle his nose. @That Aud Smell

You guessed it... the hyperhidrosis one seems to have been scrubbed from the Net.

How many times are we going to have this thread this offseason?

And he's got the old man smell and droopy lid. Amirite?

I read it. Oh, boy. (Woulda bet it was "heard.")

Is UPL young for a goalie? He just turned 26. Asking for a friend. P.S. He has played in 155 games.

Fairburn has been a revelation for me. I can't say he was ever on my radar. He and Baker had such a refeshingly honest and insightful conversation after the presser. I've consumed so much Duff and Biron, it was like eating real strawberries after eating only that dried junk they put in Special K.

How about de-tooling. They clearly have a bunch of guys who don't have the winning stuff. Get some winning personalities in here. Zucker was a good move in that direction. And yeah that goes all the way to the top of the lineup. What good is elite talent if you can't win?

You still got it! Glad to see you're back.

Looks like good/bad puck luck to me. Would Adams (argh) be wrong to not improve the forward ranks and make some desperate move in goal? Just curious... what do the asterisks indicate? And God love ya for putting in the work.

Not sure. But you have the best handle on SabreSpace!

No. I fell asleep again. I really want to agsorb what they said. Maybe about 2 this afternoon after lunch. I also started to listen to Fairchild or Fairburn and that knocked my ass out too.

These guys put me to sleep last night. Now that I'm awake way too early I think I'll watch again.

Are we expecting some kind of announcement today? Is the odd timing so that someone can arrive from out of town (Terry, new GM?)?

I thought it was a thoughtful answer by Tage. I mean, he actually answered the question. I wouldn't put it in the "yeah ya know obviously" bin.