I know that was tongue in cheek, but these analytics dwerps are master gaslighters. They pine for the day that dinosaurs like us die off and they can have the power to determine who really "won." 5-2 Philly is so "hey boomer."
Dude, you're never going to be an NHL goaltender. Only Marty gets to defend Sabres goalies. To his credit, he doesn't always do it.
Other coaches are smart?
For all the talk about mediocrity in the East saving us, the final playoff spot if the season ended today would go to a team with 31 points in 25 games. It could be one of THOSE years where you need around 100 points.