PASabreFan

He's the reason the Sabres continue to have a shot at the Cup. And he's not the reason the Sabres didn't win one already, despite what the tinfoil people might say. So I'm good with him. He's always been a fun figure to me.

Sigh...

https://fox5sandiego.com/news/california-news/welcome-to-slowjamastan-southern-californias-own-micronation/

Wolverines might make good house pets.

I have a vivid memory of Irv saying Bradford Blazebusters and Salamanca Smokeeaters.

Lock them all up and make them rich. Zero playoff games. I know... It's how it's done. Doesn't make it not maddening.

Ad hominem attacks are against a person and not that person's position. I am attacking the position that, literally, subjugates winning now in favor of winning in the future. I'm sorry... I have to seriously question why someone wouldn't want to solve a longstanding lineup question with an established NHL star over an unproven kid. Anywho it ain't happening but it's still revealing. (The big reason it ain't happening is bc if it did happen it would immediately start the clock on KA accepting the assistant clubhouse manager position at Clarence CC.)

Great thought experiment. And quite revealing. The brainwashing of this fanbase is something to behold. Careful now. You might win something.

Terry and the late Pat Cooper.

And what else?

You're not wrong but custom is to enumerate the two categories differently. First in goals against = fewest goals allowed.

27th?

Urban Dictionary.

Throw in Laura (make that Lauren) Hart, Mary Hart and the corpse of Gene Hart and it's a deal.

PTR got T-ed up yooooooo. A good lesson for the kids out there.

I tried passive aggressiveness. I will bypass snark and go right to directness: what is this thread about? And why is it pinned?

Eliminated teams?

Jackie Gleason and his cue stick would not agree.

I think we both know that's not true. Stop spreading this lie about a dead man.

I wanted to say ***** but the filter wouldn't let me. *****.

Pro tip: if you have external hemorrhoids, call ahead to make sure Woody's not working.

Don't mess with Pennsylvania.

Made me google.

It autocorrected to *****.

I tried to type ejected...