WildCard Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) So, since smell is stronger than noise in memory, what smell should the FNC release when we score? Edited September 23, 2015 by WildCard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastPommerFan Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Franks and Butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Franks and Butter Mild??? Figures. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Cheerios Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Turdburger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted September 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Freshly opened Cream Ale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Beef on weck with horseradish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Like at the Aud. The smell of stale beer that everyone just spilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grinreaper Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Manure. Like in Holy Schit, we scored! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Fried bologna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Like at the Aud. The smell of stale beer that everyone just spilled. Figure what, about 60% stale beer, 20% Marlboro, 10% stale popcorn, 5% flat pop, and 5% random (primarily stale hotdog). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Figure what, about 60% stale beer, 20% Marlboro, 10% stale popcorn, 5% flat pop, and 5% random (primarily stale hotdog). If they could get that formula down and then condense it into a mist. Everyone could get a shot of the nostalgia......no.....the Mist of Aud-stalgia after each goal. Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 If they could get that formula down and then condense it into a mist. Everyone could get a shot of the nostalgia......no.....the Mist of Aud-stalgia after each goal. Perfect. :lol: Hey, if they can put "new car smell" in a bottle, why not "Mist of Aud-stalgia?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Figure what, about 60% stale beer, 20% Marlboro, 10% stale popcorn, 5% flat pop, and 5% random (primarily stale hotdog). As opposed to the Ralph, which is 80% urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastPommerFan Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Mild??? Figures. :P Does Hot Sauce not include butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Does Hot Sauce not include butter? depends on the hot sauce but I think Frank's red hot does have butter... anyone wanna check? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Does Hot Sauce not include butter? Hot sauce - no; wing sauce - yes. ;) depends on the hot sauce but I think Frank's red hot does have butter... anyone wanna check? No need to check. The answer is a resounding 'NO.' :p It does, however, contain vinegar (as the primary solvent). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 As opposed to the Ralph, which is 80% urine. That number is too high, because the vomit concentration is more than 20% of the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 That number is too high, because the vomit concentration is more than 20% of the smell. Touche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Where is smell when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Where is smell when you need him? He has already left his scent in the song thread. He was the reason (in my mind) this thread was started. He would not be impressed by your lack of olfactory senses. ********************************* no way, man. the aud smell was a proprietary blend of roasted peanuts, stale beer, boiled hot dogs, and cigarettes. bit of a tangent: i sat next to a lady the other day - a casual acquaintance through a kid's team - and she was wearing a fragrance that an old flame had worn. BOOM. i knew immediately who the old flame was (i'm talking like 20+ years ago) and what the name of the perfume was. a further aside: i used some excellent advice i got here (from whom?) and politely, non-creepily asked whether her fragrance was _____ (what i thought it was) -- fragrance is the key term. i felt totally okay asking, and she responded in a way that seemed to make it clear that i was okay to have asked. anyhoo. smells. man, are they the shiznit. i wish, wish, wish i could smell the scent of the old barn again. i think i would cry. in fact, i know i would. **************************************** I know Shrader you are at least a few years younger than I am. I really hope that you where able to take a game in at the Aud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) Fried bologna and onions. Like at the Aud. The smell of stale beer that everyone just spilled. ...spilled on concrete. It has to be beer spilled on concrete. Fried bologna. Yeah, see? There's a few of us! :) Edited September 24, 2015 by Robins Egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Plenty of games. I got to be one of those little kids on the ice once too. It really doesn't stick out in my mind too much though. Of course, I don't even remember what I had for lunch today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Plenty of games. I got to be one of those little kids on the ice once too. It really doesn't stick out in my mind too much though. Of course, I don't even remember what I had for lunch today. Pizza, two slices, pepperoni. You decided the sauce wasn't very flavorful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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