PASabreFan Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 "Kane indicted in NY cabbie attack" No one saw this bizarre, unlikely story coming. What could be next? Sabretooth soothsayers, take a stab. I'll go first. Headline: "Trebek out, Spacek in as host of 'Jeopardy!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregkash Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 "Dominik Hasek to host Spelling Bee" "Alexander Mogilny Joins Air Force" "Tim Connolly absorbs hit, goes on to play full season" "Patrick Roy sues Derek Roy over Misuse of Brand name" "Stafford actually gives a #%^$#!" "Paille to host pie eating contest" "Twist of Irony, Miller drinks budweiser" "Zdeno Chara wins national forensics competition" "Larry Quinn abdicates himself from any controlling roll in the Sabres Organization" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Fan Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 "Dominik Hasek to host Spelling Bee" "Alexander Mogilny Joins Air Force" "Tim Connolly absorbs hit, goes on to play full season" "Patrick Roy sues Derek Roy over Misuse of Brand name" "Stafford actually gives a #%^$#!" "Paille to host pie eating contest" "Twist of Irony, Miller drinks budweiser" "Zdeno Chara wins national forensics competition" "Larry Quinn abdicates himself from any controlling roll in the Sabres Organization" Greg, you've been waiting for this topic, haven't you! "LaFontaine earns Time Magazines 'Man of the Year' Honors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROC Sabres Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Greg, you've been waiting for this topic, haven't you! "LaFontaine earns Time Magazines 'Man of the Year' Honors" "Biron traded back to the sabres as moral support, sabretooths future in question" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbossy Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Sabretooth caught doing "the Wilbur" in his uniform between periods. It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickshaw Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Sabres Win the Stanley Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 - Quinn admits to meddling in the hockey side of the business. - Stafford, Hecht and Tallinder traded on the eve of the season opener. - Sabres 09-10 Division Champs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 "Lindy Ruff as Hair Club for Men spokesman" "Derek Roy assumes lockerroom cancer role" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 "Remediated water from Love Canal found in HSBC nacho cheese" "To drum up interest at mid-season, Rob Ray's number retired" EDIT: Sorry, I just realized it said "Unlikely" headlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repster Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 "Sabres benefit from disputed call." "After missing the playoffs for the third straight season, Sabres introduce clearance level pricing for 2010-2011" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Derek Roy to be Named Redlinski's Spokesman Ken Hitchcock tells Lindy Ruff, "You complete me..." MacArthur cashes in on nickname - starts porn career Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 "Kane indicted in NY cabbie attack" No one saw this bizarre, unlikely story coming. What could be next? Sabretooth soothsayers, take a stab. I'll go first. Headline: "Trebek out, Spacek in as host of 'Jeopardy!'" Aaah, now thaa final question is renamed for thaa pigeon. Place your bets for thaa pigeon jeoparday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Derek Roy to be Named Redlinski's Spokesman Ken Hitchcock tells Lindy Ruff, "You complete me..." MacArthur cashes in on nickname - starts porn career I was going to go with Hillshire Farms, but... well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Dance Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Sabres Win the Stanley Cup This one is unlikely almost every season..... :rolleyes: "Sabres trade Connolly, Vanek and entire Portland Pirates roster to Penguins for Crosby, Malkin" Nah, I couldn't even keep a straight face while typing this one. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R_Dudley Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 "Lindy Ruff and Darcy Regier complete their 30th anniversary with the Hamilton Sabres orgainzation" "The New old NHL return to Old returns back to New just as the Sabres return to the old NHL" "HSBC Arena is the first combined Government rescue from a real estate foreclosure and the banking industry failure/ however with the bail out, the Government insists the name of the team is changed to the Buffalo Entitlement" "Dolly Imlach, the new Sabres GM's origin is revealed as the prodigny of a secret cloning experiment" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 "Alexei Zhitnik Takes Slapshot From Point; Shot Goes on Net" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Dance Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 "Alexei Zhitnik Takes Slapshot From Point; Shot Goes on Net" :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 "Dominik Hasek to host Spelling Bee" "Alexander Mogilny Joins Air Force" "Tim Connolly absorbs hit, goes on to play full season" "Patrick Roy sues Derek Roy over Misuse of Brand name" "Stafford actually gives a #%^$#!" "Paille to host pie eating contest" "Twist of Irony, Miller drinks budweiser" "Zdeno Chara wins national forensics competition" "Larry Quinn abdicates himself from any controlling roll in the Sabres Organization" those are my choices for the top 2 "Darcy Regier Sign Free Agent to the Buffalo Sabres NHL Roster" "Sabres Fans come to realise that uniforms/logos don't matter, and no one outside Buffalo cares what theirs looks like" "Jim Basillie granted a NHL franchise in Hamilton by the NHL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Heatley joins Sabres... Ice melts in HSBC on Feb 1, 2010 as Buffalo hits record high of 80 degrees... Terrel Owens joins Sabres and immediately predicts a Superbowl win.. Andrew Peters scores game winner against Buffalo helping the Detroit Red Wings to Season Sweep of Sabres.. Danny Briere is not booed in return to Buffalo.. Alexander Ovechin buys Sabres and moves Newfoundland.. OV reprises role of owner/coach/player... Thurman Thomas buys majority share of Sabres.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Heatley joins Sabres... Ice melts in HSBC on Feb 1, 2010 as Buffalo hits record high of 80 degrees... Terrel Owens joins Sabres and immediately predicts a Superbowl win.. Andrew Peters scores game winner against Buffalo helping the Detroit Red Wings to Season Sweep of Sabres.. Danny Briere is not booed in return to Buffalo.. Alexander Ovechin buys Sabres and moves Newfoundland.. OV reprises role of owner/coach/player... Thurman Thomas buys majority share of Sabres.... Maybe not as part of the redwings, but with this being Buffalo, you know that this one is possibly the most likely to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbochan Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 "Coach Ruff Fights Back When Star Players Are Injured" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screamin'Weasel Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 "In a Compromise, RIM Buys Sabres, Relocates to Fort Erie" "Golisano/Seles Marriage Hits 6 Month Anniversary" "Balsille Makes Offer NHL Can't Refuse; In an unrelated story, Bryzgalov's severed head found in Bettman's bed" "NHL Re-enters Top 4 Major Sports Leagues" "Hurricanes Sellout Playoffs in Record Breaking 40 Days and 12 Hours" "DiPietro Lives Up to His Contract" "Larry Quinn Dies in Freak Accident When Bass Pro Sign Falls On Him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbossy Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 "In a Compromise, RIM Buys Sabres, Relocates to Fort Erie" "Golisano/Seles Marriage Hits 6 Month Anniversary" "Balsille Makes Offer NHL Can't Refuse; In an unrelated story, Bryzgalov's severed head found in Bettman's bed" "NHL Re-enters Top 4 Major Sports Leagues" "Hurricanes Sellout Playoffs in Record Breaking 40 Days and 12 Hours" "DiPietro Lives Up to His Contract" "Larry Quinn Dies in Freak Accident When Bass Pro Sign Falls On Him" How about "Golly marries MS, gets Balsille" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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