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ubkev

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  1. Gourmet cupcakes suck. Boxed cake mix, and store bought frosting make the only edible cupcakes. These cutesy, all natural whatevers with homemade icing that looks like a sunset over Yosemite or some other ***** that are 4 feet high so you can't possibly bite into them are always positively awful.
  2. Drink out of them. They would drink out of them. And then they would ***** in them. They already ***** in the trough.
  3. I'm just sayin! But, hey, it could help spread awareness lol. I want Buffalo Wild Wings to step in for the naming rights. What can I say? I like chaos.
  4. Bidets should be standard in every single bathroom!
  5. I thought it was clear.
  6. I've been keeping new era afloat for all these years. From 6 7/8 all the way up to 7 5/8. I used to get a new hat every year when I made my annual trip to Hall of Fame in Cooperstown. I'm not going this summer and I must have doomed them. Someone pass my apologies on to Tim and Kerry.
  7. Upper or lower back? If it's upper you might be collapsing your shoulders forward and in. Keep them loose and pushed back to open your chest. If it's lower back I have no solution for you. My lower back has been in some form of mild to excruciating pain since I was 12.
  8. At least stick around for us to break the record. Only 2 more seasons. You can do it!
  9. Oh no you don't! You don't get to walk away. You especially! You're the one who has been saying for the past decade that all we have to do is lose for a few more seasons, get a few more draft picks and then we'll contend. Well now you can reap it. You're stuck here with everyone else.
  10. The most I'd ever do is a sprint. I'm afraid of being in the water for longer than that. Open water swimming is so freaking hard! Oh, and I don't run farther than 5k either ?
  11. Everyone in Luzerne County wears a mask. Anyone that comes into my establishment must have a mask and a temperature below 100.1 F. I give 1 reminder to any guest to have their mask cover both their mouth and nose and if they don't comply they are removed from the building. I ain't ***** around. My staff and myself shouldn't even be there, so I figure that's the least I can do for them. But I will say, everyone in the grocery stores round these parts has been very good with the whole mask thing over the last several months.
  12. Dude, I did a Sprint Tri like 15 years ago. The swim was 800 meters. That's half a mile. I swear to you, I almost drown. My friends and I trained for months. I swam it in a little under 20 minutes and I thought I was going to die! The hardcore guys do that swim in about 8 minutes. I couldn't do it in 8 minutes with a canoe.
  13. Early 90s. I started collecting cards of all sorts in all sports. I'm a Bills fan because my father is a Bills fan. Same with the Knicks, Yankees and the Orange. But Pops is a Ranger fan. I asked him one day why he likes the Rangers and not the Sabres. I couldn't figure it out. He doesn't like the Giants or the Jets. He likes the Bills, why not the Sabres? He told me "Kev, the Sabres weren't even a team until I was 18 years old. I've been rooting for the Rangers for too long to change teams and besides Messier is gonna bring us a cup soon!" (He was right, *****!) So I decided that I was gonna be different and root for both Buffalo teams. Dad said "good luck! And That new Russian kid they got might be good." Favorite Player: Mogilny Moment: I turned 21 in April of 06. Times were very good for a whole lot of reasons. And then our entire defense got snapped out of existence. But it was a very fun run. And a very fun time in my life.
  14. Cucumbers are coming in nicely. I've got jalapeƱos for days. Tomato plants each have about 5 or 6 maters on em. I've got 3 zucchini growing nicely on one plant and my other zucchini plant is recovering nicely from a heavy pruning (tons of new flowers!) And my bell peppers are finally starting to pop out. It's almost time.
  15. Nice! Last night was a Wild Turkey night. Tonight, it's 98 degrees. We don't do whiskey when it's It's Nick Lachey hot outside.
  16. Tanqueray and 7up. Heavy on the gin.
  17. I'll drink pretty much all of them, and I'll add: Utica Club Keystone Ice Beast Ice MGD
  18. While paying him a $150 million injury guarantee. Yes, I think this is right.
  19. Wait a minute, here. People don't set off fireworks every single day of the year in your part of Pennsylvania? I've lived in 3 cities in 2 different counties in this state and a day hasn't gone by that I haven't heard fireworks. Oh, and it's about to really ramp up now that they're on clearance! 2 months of grand finale comin' right up!
  20. I'm totally stumped. I can't look it up. I'd just be upset. Someone else around here has got this.
  21. There's a goalie named after a country that doesn't play hockey and.... ....I got nothin' who's the second?
  22. Y And I believe Ullmark is the first U.
  23. Most recent fun nickname I can think of. The Brothers Line: Daniel Sedin - Henrik Sedin - Anson Carter They all had a pretty good year as I recall.
  24. Jagr Bure Fedorov Robitaille Mirasty
  25. Ever get a vague phone call at work and immediately think "that's gonna take up a lot of my time." Here we go.
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