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ubkev

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  1. Ooooh, now that's good!
  2. Dude, before I got in the car to leave work I said to myself OUT LOUD "gas tank is on your side, ***** head." Then I drove out of the parking lot and across the street. Not across town! I traveled 2000 feet! And I pulled up to the wrong side. Old habits man. I drove my last car for almost 8 years. That, and I'm a moron.
  3. We just suspended 401k match. Raise time is in October. They'll wait til the very last minute to tell us they're gonna ***** us out of those. I'm back to work everybody! Today was my first day back since mid March. I walked in and saw the exact same guests in the exact same places. And while I was away someone ***** my inventory up damn good! Holy balls! Just call me to come in! Don't touch my ***** system! It took me an hour and a half to get it fixed and just when I thought I could relax, we're getting another shipment today, so someone else's paws are gonna be digging around in my inventory room! Same as it ever was.
  4. I'm gonna blame it on the fact that it was my first day back to work in over 3 months and that I haven't actually had a chance to drive my new car yet. ....or, I'm just as stupid as I always say I am and it's yous guyses fault for not taking my word for it.
  5. I pulled up to the wrong side of the pump. Then I picked the wrong octane. Then I just said "***** it" and left! I'm a hazard to myself and everyone around me. I stopped and got dog food then I regrouped at another gas station. Second try was a success.
  6. I'm going to get gas today. It's been over 3 months.
  7. Kevin Lowe has less points in more games played than Brian Campbell. Yeah, yeah, defense and all....just saying.
  8. Watching a mama grey catbird vomit food into the mouths of her 3 newly hatched chicks, in their nest, in the back of one of my rose bushes. Yo, birds are ***** disgusting!
  9. Sitting around the house Watching the sun trace shadows on the floor
  10. I've got venison backstraps, I've got peppers and onions and I've got fresh rolls. And that's the only thing I'm doing today. Just making my son and I lunch.
  11. That's a sucker bet @GASabresIUFAN. Make him give you odds! We have a whole off-season to play, still. ?
  12. My hope tank was full leading up to the lottery in 2015. Then we lost and I lost half a tank. I've been on E since 2016. The car is up on blocks and it's been fire bombed.
  13. Sports are done, guys.
  14. I'll give it a shot. But back to the thread. I wish this weren't true. But I give Carcillo a lot of credibility because I believe that he's gotten a lot of help throughout the years and he's trying to pay it forward. All of these coaches and trainers need to be taken down. We need actual leaders to lead our young boys and men.
  15. What more do you need than knowledge? ....and peppers. You definitely need peppers.
  16. My lot is 60'x110' You're gonna be soooo impressed!
  17. You and all your land!!! That's it I'm posting my garden pictures tomorrow. I'll show you!!! I'm so friggin jealous, btw.
  18. Ya know, I never had to read it! I Cliff Notes'd it to be able to understand the references.
  19. Thy cycle of abuse. You're abused horribly as a rookie. Completely dehumanized. Broken down and made to feel completely worthless. Then to regain your sense of worth you turn around and do it to the next weakest kid and then the next one and the next one, just to build back up what was taken from you. Then you get to go to the show! Then when it's all over, you come back to coaching and you laugh as you see what you were a part of come full circle. You tell yourself that this is making them stronger. Then you help your son get ready for his Bantam draft.
  20. Lord of the flies, my man. People are *****.
  21. Not for one second. Player, definitely! Coach, eh, maybe. Scout, sure. But definitely not a GM.
  22. I could sit on the patio during a thunderstorm all day long.
  23. My bike has just been freshly tuned up. Halfway through my ride and I'm absolutely smashing my PR time. Bam! Flat tire. I'm choosing to take this as a metaphor for the sabres.
  24. $5 on Tuesday night round here. We throw a water bottle in our pockets and that's all she wrote.
  25. I'm currently getting 3 months to the gallon on my '16 CX-5. And no, don't top off. Ever! When it clicks, you're done. It's full.
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