darksabre Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 I've been working on the motorcycle tonight. I'm not sure if I'm drunk or in need of oxygen (it's the Fox 95.1's fault either way)! You make the tough choices! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesportsbuff Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 im hammered lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 im hammered lol 5 in the morning, nice work sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbochan Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 I'm on vacation. Woke up hammered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROC Sabres Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Got drunk and passed out by 8 last night. Woke up around 2 and played xbox online til about 5. Girlfriend woke up and left for work so i figured I'd take a nap. Just got up. If the weekend isn't intended for drinking and doing whatever the hell you want, then you might as well find a 7 days a week job. Here's looking forward to another good night. :beer: EDIT: And duct tape, used properly, is better than anything... other than bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 i'm huffing fumes again, this time I've decided to take it outside though, to save what's left of my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 I'm stone cold sober. Been crawling around my attic fishing data and power lines. Very hot up there. Alcohol would kill me. Now, after its all done.. that's another story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foligno's Nose Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 EDIT: And duct tape, used properly, is better than anything... other than bacon. As a prophylactic? :blink: :huh: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROC Sabres Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 As a prophylactic? :blink: :huh: :unsure: Not sure, but like i said, used properly and I'm sure you'll have a winner. Or a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Not sure, but like i said, used properly and I'm sure you'll have a winner. Or a baby. I'm far more worried about the removal than whether or not duct tape would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 As a prophylactic? :blink: :huh: :unsure: Try using bacon as a prophylactic and see if you have any chance whatsoever of reproducing while wearing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Try using bacon as a prophylactic and see if you have any chance whatsoever of reproducing while wearing it. I guess that depends on how fat she is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfreeman Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 True duct tape story that I coincidentally heard last night: a friend of mine owns a clothing store. He had an employee who recently immigrated to NYC from Turkey. He had been in the Turkish Army fighting the Kurd separatists and was a scary dude. My friend and the employee were talking about workshop materials, and the employee out of nowhere says "Duct tape is the best American invention ever. You can tie a man to a chair with it, torture him and kill him and the tape will never break." And he wasn't joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 True duct tape story that I coincidentally heard last night: a friend of mine owns a clothing store. He had an employee who recently immigrated to NYC from Turkey. He had been in the Turkish Army fighting the Kurd separatists and was a scary dude. My friend and the employee were talking about workshop materials, and the employee out of nowhere says "Duct tape is the best American invention ever. You can tie a man to a chair with it, torture him and kill him and the tape will never break." And he wasn't joking. Can he skate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesportsbuff Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Can he skate? LOL :beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Try using bacon as a prophylactic and see if you have any chance whatsoever of reproducing while wearing it. Maybe not as a prophylactic, but in lieu of K-Y Jelly it is not bad... :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Can he skate? Perfect :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdexchange Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Can he skate? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Try using bacon as a prophylactic and see if you have any chance whatsoever of reproducing while wearing it. Raw or cooked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JujuFish Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 I chose all of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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