Hoss

Cyborg Jack?

Idk now that you mention it I think it might be a Rangers tattoo

I wasn’t coming at you. I was just clarifying that it’s definitively him. Twitter’s verification account follows him - they vetted it.

Here’s your answer so we can stop talking about this forever: https://www.instagram.com/p/ByGzA0bFFT1/?utm_medium=copy_link In this you can see him wearing the green and blue wristbands that he’s wearing in the cover photo: https://www.instagram.com/p/B-dA9USldmB/?utm_medium=copy_link

It’s not presumptively his, it is his.

Correct. That’s where you wear wristbands. You’re looking way too far into this.

Where do you see a tattoo on his wrist? That’s multiple wristbands. He definitely didn’t just take a picture from google, that’s him. I can’t believe I just engaged with that.

Correct. This account was created August 2021 so within the last few days.

When you make statements like this please provide evidence https://twitter.com/jackeichel?s=21

There are several rankings that do not have Savoie or Lambert in the top three. A year out from the draft nothing is locked in.

A few random offers from teams we don't really talk about with Jack: New Jersey - C Dawson Mercer, LW Graeme Clarke, D Damon Severson and a 2022 or 2023 1st for Jack and Colin Miller Arizona - C Barrett Hayton, D Victor Soderstrom and a 2022 or 2023 1st for Jack and another mid-level piece Nashville - C Phil Tomasino, D David Farrance (another LHD but he's from Rochester so ***** it), 2022 or 2023 1st for Jack and one of our young LHD

Winner gets a $5 gift card to the surgeon that Jack eventually gets his surgery with.

Someone made a reference to it a page or two ago but this thread is boring as ***** now so let's make a fun guess: How many pages will this thread go before Jack is actually traded? I'll go with 302. Also, mods @SDS @nfreeman @spndnchz is there a way to check what thread is the longest in board history? This one has to be pushing it if it hasn't already, no?

Politics are very toxic right now and will likely be for a long time so I will follow and unfollow politics and news based on how my mental health is doing at the time. Basically letting myself have some but not everything all the time. And then I shitpost.

I’m going to write a song about how people don’t know how to use Twitter and thus become victims of it

I 100% think he will refuse trades to bad teams and cities he doesn’t want to be in. In fact, I think there’s no chance he goes to at least a third of the league. The NMC will lower the price and it’s clear Jack is going one way or the other.

To be fair the show never happened 😔

I've got a few lined up ... Gregory Alan Isakov which I already mentioned, Band of Horses and the soulful Leon Bridges. There are a few I decided to sit out on because bots are little sneaky dickheads and steal all the tickets then jack up the prices. I'm praying Rage Against the Machine and Run the Jewels announce their tour that got canceled due to COVID because I had tickets to that and was insanely excited.

Why does "Korczak" just sound like a Sabres defenseman to me?

Maybe. Yes.

Considering he wouldn’t trade a 2027 6th for Eichel I’d be surprised.

If it weren’t for Kobe and LeBron spending most of my adult life as members of the Lakers I’d probably hate them too but I’m looking forward to watching them play now. LeBron basically just went into the stock room and picked up a bunch of machine guns so he can go out in a blaze. If healthy, Nets/Lakers would be a finals for the ages.

Vegas won’t get a worthwhile prospect for Smith so I’d be surprised if it moved the needle

If The Surgery was approved it’d be done by now. They’ve only approved the fusion. 😂