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Oh, I did. And I will.

On the bright side, the place I'm at has Stone Enjoy By on tap.

I can't believe we had Seymour manned up on Cooper. I'm sitting here totally incredulous.

At this point, them killing me may be preferable.

I'm watching this surrounded by Raiders fans. Kill me.

Yikes. Sorry man.

You're dead to me.

I care more about missing out on Babcock than I do missing out on McDavid.

And Gorges wasn't hit by a puck, he tripped up stairs chasing them trying to keep them in for the night.

Gorges goes out, we can't score a goal. Coincidence. I think not!

At 260, two units on the Sabres. Time to dig out of the toilet or get flushed!

Oh afternoon games, how I loath thee. Gonna miss this one.

I actually think a one tailed test would be appropriate in this case, but yes, at the 05 level.

What's the range of your confidence interval? I ask because Hoppe reported the same lines :p That aside, I will never not approve of calling Harrington a bozo.

This is precisely how I feel.

I laughed. Then I cried. Then I remembered Jack is back, and simply smiled.

It's fine on a burger, though still inferior to basically every other option.

Is it possible Bylsma is just trolling us? I'm obviously not a Bylsma fan, but even I don't think there's any way those lines see the ice in a game.

I really don't think who wears letters matters because leaders lead...but I find myself unreasonably interested in who is going to wear the letters going forward. I can't help it. I love our new core and want to trot them out front and center to the rest of league saying "These are our guys. Who you got?" It's dumb and inconsequential, but I don't care, it's fun. Starting next year, regardless of whether Gionta and/or Gorges return, my letters would go to O'Reilly, Eichel, and Ristolainen. I'd still probably lean towards O'Reilly with the C, but there's at least (yea, that's right) 59 games left to get me to change my mind.

Laine's shot is ridiculous, no doubt...but I don't think it's nearly a full 5 percentage points more ridiculous than Stamkos' shot. It'll come down, but in the 17 range seems sustainable for him.

I got a full 8 hours sleep for the first time in I don't know. And I stayed up late last night. And I have a bunch of stuff to do today that I'm now behind on. And I don't care. Thanks Jack.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not to take away from the Sabres, but I honestly think the Rangers are due to come back to Earth a little bit here. They're 25th in the league in score-adjusted CF% at 47.18, but have a league-best team SH% of 11.6%, a full 2 percentage points higher than 2nd place.

It means we curb stomped them at even strength.

I. Love. Jack. Eichel.