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ubkev

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  1. It's orange. That festive fall orange, not Syracuse orange.
  2. Well I'll be...Sonny Gray actually is vastly improved in his pitch pace this year. https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/whos-slowing-down-the-game/
  3. You're right. Fixed.
  4. Canada, what is going on up there? NSFW! https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960
  5. You'd think that based on movies. But nope. I see the win/loss statements. I know what all these people are dropping on those penny machines. My wife sold pull tabs in the bingo hall. Those old blue hairs sure do have all the money in the world. 6 figure losses for the month are not uncommon and 5 figure losses happen every single shift. Oh, and you'd be amazed at the amount of "poor people" that can find 5 grand to drop on 3 card poker. Rich people have it, poor people find it. And $20 scratch off tickets never pay out.
  6. Good for you.
  7. They refill the scratch off machine in my casino every day. Gambling is gambling. These are my people. Some of them are sick, some are bored, some are having fun, some are laundering drug money/embezzled business funds.
  8. Eh, I don't like him. But I don't like the sabres very much right now either. I think the two are related.
  9. Whole Foods is giving Amazon Prime members a 10% discount on sale items. So now if you have a Prime membership you can go to Whole Foods and pay 75% more than you'd pay at Walmart after your 10% discount.
  10. There is a 200% chance that said friend has spent more money gambling than he has earned working in his lifetime.
  11. Ok, one story. I've got a buddy. This dude puts the D in degenerate. We're out of work at 2am on new years morning. We go to another friends house for a couple hours. We head to the bar around 4:30am. We hang til around noonish when I'm set to call it quits. I ask him if he's got a way home(I'm walking) he says "yeah, [redacted] is coming to get me." Cool, I'm out. I see him on January 2nd at work and ask him how his day went, yesterday. Says he woke up in [redacted's] spare bedroom with $130 worth of scratch off winners stuffed in his jeans pockets! I said sweet. Starting the year off right. He then tells me when he walked downstairs the found $220 worth of losers thrown about the living room. "Awwww s###!!!!!" Moral of the story: He had enough money. It's the thrill of thinking 3x LIFE is coming on the next swipe of the coin.
  12. Eh...
  13. Man, I haven't heard a Derek Roy interview in so long, I forgot all about the canadianism.
  14. Will Butcher is college educated. He's not some money grubbing prima Donna, all about the paycheck.
  15. Never said it was. I said Buffalo Blizzard is cliché.
  16. Jack, get on that cybex machine that strengthens ankles!
  17. I count 7 teams in the WNBA named after things the weather channel would mention.
  18. Is it? Weather team names are less prevalent than 1940's slang?
  19. Awesome, tire flipping is the best new aged way to teach a player to clear the puck without icing it.
  20. Perfectly cliché.
  21. My son heard Laurel without knowing the 2 choices. Now I'm positive that's it's yanny, cause that kid is always wrong.
  22. People that play scratch offs don't have a life savings.
  23. It's saying yanny
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