Eleven

What I have learned tonight: Some drug called Jardience makes people who are commercial stereotypes of old and/or brown happy, and also makes a dog jump through a hoop. That dog ran through it like three times!

Your manhood has been torn apart by some sort of bird creature, and THIS is what you find annoying?

who is this person

26. He already told you.

Meh

You answered your own question. I enjoy watching him lose almost as much as I enjoyed watching Marino lose. ****, it's delicious. It is the exception to the rule that @ubkev articulated; I can watch non-Bills games if that record stinker Rodgers is losing them.

Wyshyyynskyyi has mis-ranked all 32 "reverse retro" jerseys, but buries the real story, which is how did Adidas hire giraffes as models? https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/34829213/ranking-all-32-nhl-reverse-retro-jerseys-2022-23

Tell me you have no Italian grandparents without telling me you have no Italian grandparents....

I generally don't. It's not entertaining.

Has Hamilton in fact said that three times on air in 24 hours?

Frankly, she was brilliant in that clip. I don't know much about her, but I'd read/watch her again.

Maybe they're born with it, or maybe it's Maybelline.

I almost believe that Dunleavy is watching a hockey game.

YES YES YES. Ok goodnight everyone.

Liger, you're in for Joker. Quit bitching in whatever thread you're in and suit up.

Cage match? Is that what you're suggesting? I could get behind this.

A FOUR-headed goalie monster?!

Wow. The lettuce won.

I think it's both. The team has improved, but we also have seen two goalies that definitely (Anderson) and likely (Comrie) played above their normal level. Unless Comrie really is a diamond in the rough, I can't see it lasting, but I do think this team will be more fun this year and I do think it's headed in the right direction. Maybe a little like the 2017 Bills.

Probably wait until January or February, when the reasonable Calder conversation starts. Right now it's just about the top few picks from last summer as it always is.

Like an albatross.

What does the most powerful man in the world wear? Whatever he wants.

I have, but it was so long ago that I'm sure everything is different now. I'm sure it will be fun; please report back!

That was a really nice period...I'm not sure I can stay up for the third...

You're saying this to someone named spoonman.