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Maybe a close second:

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

The 20-minute second period of the Blues-Rangers game on Tuesday only took 25 minutes in "real time" to play (only 2 whistles).

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/01/sport/bobby-bonilla-day-mets-mlb-trnd/index.html

https://www.si.com/vault/1979/05/14/823630/the-behind-the-scenes-coach

Qui donne une merde?

He's the guy getting pounded by the Hanson Brothers into the boards (1:12 mark in the video): https://www.pressconnects.com/story/sports/2020/01/30/binghamton-resident-former-duster-shares-memories-his-appearance-slap-shot-pro-hockey-paul-newman/2861013001/

https://www.bgdailynews.com/news/former-nhl-great-belfour-arrested-in-bg-on-mischief-intoxication/article_b7ab3fce-5de7-5f00-997e-1445dd978bb0.html

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/stars/2020/01/03/former-stars-coach-jim-montgomery-checks-into-rehab-for-alcohol-abuse-says-it-was-appropriate-call-to-fire-him/

How about giving him a team to replace the gutless one that played last night and hung him out to dry?