X. Benedict Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Buffalo Black Aces Bury Carolina 4 Sabres that spent time in Rochester score to give Buffalo 3-1 series lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 LAST LINE OF DEFENSE Miller's 34 saves, Pominville's pair lead Sabres to 3-1 series lead At least I think that would be a really cool story line. Everyone is flipping out about the injuries on defense, some portending doom, and forgetting about our best defenseman -- Ryan Miller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Hurricane Gerber downgraded to tropical depression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SabresFanInTexas Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Miller Time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAAAUGHT!!! Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Chris Drury shaves chest for local charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnychemo Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 BOY LOCKED IN REFRIGERATOR, EATS OWN FOOT TO SURVIVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Willis McGehee wants a raise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Website Angers Hockey Gods, Dooms Sabres <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Remainder of Sabres blueliners are hurt, Lindy Ruff activates himself between the second and third periods and blocks a point blank shot with two seconds to go. Sabres win 3-2. Kind of a long headline...they will have to reduce the font size. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Hurricanes Die out over Buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Chara's Still 6'9" Tallest Guy on Golf Course Oops, sorry, that would be TSN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Chara's Still 6'9" Tallest Guy on Golf Course Oops, sorry, that would be TSN. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Alexander Ovechkin quits Capitals Says Only wants to play in Buffalo for minimum salary or Hurricanes Coach Quits Says Sabres are just too good to beat, Not worthy of being in the same arena as Lindy Ruff and is less of a man, 'Canes now downgraded to tropical storm or Sabres Defence Desimated but still win Sabres lose a couple more defencemen in game 4 for playoffs, Biron, Ruff and Cunneyworth will suit up for game 6 as defencemen, Call goes out to James Patrick to come back (I added the slightly negative one in their to appease the Hockey gods, they have not been on my side lately, Leafs fan friend just got a free 100 level ticket to go to tonights game for free, while I'm stuck at home to watch the game) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 American Team Beats Another American Team Winner of series to lose to Oilers in the Stanley Cup Finals. Ooops, damn, that's CBC...don't worry...I'll get it... Ooh, I know Sully and Barnett Face Off Newspaper blowhards to settle their differences in steel cage match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted May 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Website Angers Hockey Gods, Dooms Sabres <_< You bring up an interesting point. Hockey Gods require that you don't mess up your winning patterns. But they also frown on gloom. As you see - this is a thread of fiction. The Hockey Gods will get it, if they don't, they will just take another defenseman. We'll be alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 The Hockey Gods will get it, if they don't, they will just take another defenseman. We'll be alright. So you're saying the "rash of injuries" are actually Lindy's sacrificial offerings to the hockey gods? Hmmmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted May 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Lindy Offers Half Of Roster To Hockey Gods Sabres win 4-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 NOW DO YOU BELIEVE!! I ALSO LIKE OH BROTHER WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!! and MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crestwood Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Umberger knocked out by can of soup Flyers rookie ironically attacked by errant Campbell's can in supermarket Ottawa still favorite for Cup No explanation given by CBC analysts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAAAUGHT!!! Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 ESPN.com headline: Forsberg has another surgery. Asks for extra chocolate pudding with dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfreeman Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 DEFENSE RESTS ...Sabres win behind patchwork "D" as Miller, team step up, take 3-1 lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 ESPN.com headline: Forsberg has another surgery. Asks for extra chocolate pudding with dinner. Actually the ESPN.com NHL-related headline reads: "Some NHL playoff game happened but who cares because no one watches it because it's not on ESPN booya!" Kinda long-winded, but so are most ESPN anchors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Seats Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 If Paescht (sp?) plays and we win the cleverest headline would be: Paescht-work Defense Lifts Sabres Alternately I think this would suffice: Rochester Americans One Win Away From Stanley Cup Finals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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