North Buffalo Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: Bolts early, Sabres late, Sam in between and Linus with a stick save and a beauty. By the tip of the blade... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tondas Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Scottysabres said: So, I live in a quiet nice Wheatfield neighborhood. The neighbor seems nice enough, think he's retired. The wife and him don't get along, we have 3 labs, no fence, on a large retention lake, yada yada...……..so he kinda sticks his nose down at us a bit, I expect that, I don't really bring the refined me home. In any event, I couldn't find a reason, unlike the wife, to dislike him...………………...UNTIL...……………….his garage door was open today as I passed by on my way home from work...…………….. A GIANT MAPLE LEAFS FLAG HANGING ON THE BACK WALL!!!!! I hate the Maple Leafs, I really do. I now have a reason to trim the cedar's in to penis shapes along the property line...…………... If you've got the tar, I'll bring the feathers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) ^ A flaming bag of poo sounds about right Edited January 13, 2019 by Beer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimlach Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Scottysabres said: So, I live in a quiet nice Wheatfield neighborhood. The neighbor seems nice enough, think he's retired. The wife and him don't get along, we have 3 labs, no fence, on a large retention lake, yada yada...……..so he kinda sticks his nose down at us a bit, I expect that, I don't really bring the refined me home. In any event, I couldn't find a reason, unlike the wife, to dislike him...………………...UNTIL...……………….his garage door was open today as I passed by on my way home from work...…………….. A GIANT MAPLE LEAFS FLAG HANGING ON THE BACK WALL!!!!! I hate the Maple Leafs, I really do. I now have a reason to trim the cedar's in to penis shapes along the property line...…………... Don’t ruin the cedars. Just train your dogs to dump on his lawn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Is tonight purple tie night? Did Marty and Duffer plan that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tondas Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Pimlach said: Don’t ruin the cedars. Just train your dogs to dump on his lawn. And if you can train your dogs to dump in the shape of a penis, even better. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimlach Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Beer said: ^ A flaming bag a poo sounds about right We did that once and it worked perfectly. Funny night, we watched the neighbor go crazy from behind shrubs across the street I was an azzhole at when I was 13. LOL Edited January 13, 2019 by Pimlach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, Pimlach said: We did that once and it worked perfectly. Funny night, we watch the neighbor go crazy from behind shrubs across the street I was an azzhole at when I was 13. LOL Not to date you but did you ever move the outhouse back a few feet ? My Dad grew up in Humbolt Sask. and he told me him and his pals did that once. Not sure if anyone fell in ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmel Corn Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Scottysabres said: So, I live in a quiet nice Wheatfield neighborhood. The neighbor seems nice enough, think he's retired. The wife and him don't get along, we have 3 labs, no fence, on a large retention lake, yada yada...……..so he kinda sticks his nose down at us a bit, I expect that, I don't really bring the refined me home. In any event, I couldn't find a reason, unlike the wife, to dislike him...………………...UNTIL...……………….his garage door was open today as I passed by on my way home from work...…………….. A GIANT MAPLE LEAFS FLAG HANGING ON THE BACK WALL!!!!! I hate the Maple Leafs, I really do. I now have a reason to trim the cedar's in to penis shapes along the property line...…………... If you do and he asks about it, just tell him you noticed he was a Leaf's fan and you thought the new trim work would be a tribute to their coach.....Mike Bab**** Edited January 13, 2019 by Carmel Corn correction 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottysabres Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Pimlach said: Don’t ruin the cedars. Just train your dogs to dump on his lawn. They already have, he put up a smaller fence to prevent them from coming over. It's an ongoing issue with him I'm sure. But to be a Maple Leafs fan...……….I hope he's from that area, because if not...………….NO SOUP FOR HIM!!!! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tondas Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, bunomatic said: Not to date you but did you ever move the outhouse back a few feet ? My Dad grew up in Humbolt Sask. and he told me him and his pals did that once. Not sure if anyone fell in ? I've lived in some shitholes in my life, but never fell into one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Lou-E is going to want the Thompson goal back. That was one weak-azz shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Beer said: Lou-E is going to want the Thompson goal back. That was one weak-azz shot. That was a cnange up if I ever saw one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 I really like Girgs game tonight. He’s bringing a lot of speed and hustle. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 great shift there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabel79 Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Not that i want to jinx anything, but if you had to guess which team played last night... you’d probably be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabel79 Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Oh, I should have known better. Nice one, Scandella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tondas Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Tucker Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Friggen Sobotka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sabel79 said: Not that i want to jinx anything, but if you had to guess which team played last night... you’d probably be wrong. Well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Scandella’s man. Can we waive this guy? Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmel Corn Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 I don't think the Risto Scandella combo is working....I would like to see Marco sit a few games and bring back Beaulieu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cityo'Rasmii Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 our defenders got schooled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sabel79 said: Not that i want to jinx anything, but if you had to guess which team played last night... you’d probably be wrong. Let me show you to my wine cellar 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottysabres Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, Beer said: Let me show you to my wine cellar It puts the lotion on its skin...…. Okposo's stick...….where o-zone plays go to die...……….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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