LabattBlue Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Where has PA gone? Last logged on 12/30. - Sipping Mai Tai's on some Caribbean Beach? - Forgot to pay his cable bill and got disconnected? - Discovered another Sabres message board and has abandoned us? <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Lindy put a hit on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Chz has him locked up in her basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Maybe he's fallen and he can't get up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Maybe someone didn't get off his lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted January 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Maybe he's fallen and he can't get up? Maybe someone didn't get off his lawn. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 DeLuca do him in? Encroaching on cynical territory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 DeLuca do him in? Encroaching on cynical territory? five game win streak, no PA, hmm.... :nana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfreeman Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Excellent question. Here's what I've come up with: - realized he was wrong about Miller, Lindy, Golisano, etc. and can't face us - he finally got a girlfriend - she finally got a boyfriend (this would explain a lot, actually) - stalking Lindy - started a riot at the Vanek fan club worldwide convention and is behind bars Come back, Pa Kettle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Chz has him locked up in her basement. So is he currently putting the lotion in the basket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 No novel theories, no clever jokes - but I thought a bump was in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Where has PA gone? Last logged on 12/30. Stalker. I've gone off the board for weeks at a time and I don't recollect coming back to all this fan fare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Stalker. I've gone off the board for weeks at a time and I don't recollect coming back to all this fan fare. so your absence was treated not unlike jack's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 so your absence was treated not unlike jack's? :angry: :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 No you were discussed. Remember you were going thru you spousal issues then you got the new sports car. Your 1/3 life crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 :angry: :( awh, come on, man - thought i'd earned the right to bust yer chops thusly. (if i shaved it too close, my bad.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 awh, come on, man - thought i'd earned the right to bust yer chops thusly. (if i shaved it too close, my bad.) Depends on where are you shaving? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Depends on where are you shaving? :unsure: :w00t: ... :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted January 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 So is he currently putting the lotion in the basket? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 No you were discussed. Remember you were going thru you spousal issues then you got the new sports car. Your 1/3 life crisis. Based on some of his posts (like say, the massive cut on his head from the bar fight), I'd guess that it was more of a 2/3 life crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Based on some of his posts (like say, the massive cut on his head from the bar fight), I'd guess that it was more of a 2/3 life crisis. Calves like that literaly shave years off your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted January 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Stalker. I've gone off the board for weeks at a time and I don't recollect coming back to all this fan fare. Good question. You must blend in more with the normal board traffic while ole' man PA always seems to find a way to stand out. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Calves like that literaly shave years off your life. And god forbid if he ever attempts to go swimming. Those things are like two giant anchors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 My Master hasn't been home in weeks. I'm running out of food. All I can do is look out the window and **squirrel** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 I'd guess that it was more of a 2/3 life crisis. As my old friend Neil used to say, "It's better to burn out, than fade away." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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