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If an injury to one player turns you into the expansion Caps that would suggest the GM is historically bad (spoiler alert: Kevyn is in fact historically bad).

LITERALLY the exact same as Garth Snow, and it was because both of them knew they were in no way qualified to hold a GM position and understood people would take advantage of this to try and rob them blind.

The only person less respected in the entire league than Kevyn Smithers is the moron who hired him.

Can people please stop using these ***** RUMORZZZZ social media grifter accounts that constantly take things wildly out of context and in many cases outright fabricate things?

What do you think trading Cozens and a 2nd rounder (another stroke of brilliance because it makes even the thought of an offer sheet impossible) for Gimpy Norris was?

Credit where it's due: Dangle on his podcast calling Kevyn "Wayland Smithers" was brilliant.

Who do you think acquired/drafted the players who nearly pulled off a miracle this past season and have a far brighter future than Terry's Trash Heap???

Seth wasn't a particularly good college coach, really wasn't anything special as Amerks coach (he was carried by talent and largely underachieved outside of the one fluke playoff run) and completely sucked as an NHL assistant.

I don't think Ottenger is the one leaving town...

If you watch the video closely you can see Allan Walsh sticking his hand up Frank's arse. Seriously, Frank acting as Walsh's mouthpiece here couldn't be more obvious.

How can I put this in a tact manner: Worrying about a Tuch extension is a moot point as the odds of signing Marner (essentially a pipe dream) are far better than Tuch signing an extension. Unless a biblical miracle occurs Tuch will be dealt at the deadline for a late round 2027 first before he can walk as a UFA. He is as good as gone and accepting that fact will make it far less painful when it actually happens.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS SICK!

I guess I was on acid when I saw him in person at Barclays Center win a playoff series almost singlehandedly against... (Irony alert) The Panthers.

They are defacto punting another season away because Terry doesn't want to pay Kevyn the last year of his contract to make him go away.

A 100 point per year Selkie candidate would clearly be of no use to us...

Kevyn sent our 2026 2nd round pick to Ottawa so it's out of the question.

The McCabe thing was incredible as he was injured attempting an absolutely filthy hit that if landed probably would've caused the Devils player to be seriously injured.

Well this is totally nuts:

That was as sloppy a game as I have ever seen at a professional level (entirely due to both the layoff and the absolutely horrendous condition of the ice).

Clearly the solution is to bring in a guy who recently handed Pierre Engvall a 7 year contract...

He is the only person on earth who would be even worse than Kevyn. On top of the absolute fatal devastation this diseased fossil would unleash on the Sabres he would also destroy the Rochester Americans.... oh sorry, the Rochester SABRES, setting them on fire and pissing all over the ashes.