Andrew Amerk

I’d venture to say half of the Sabres lineup tonight isnt on the opening game roster.

You missed the point. It’s not the first time he or she stole $20. It’s the first time you caught them doing it.

This is basically an AHL game, with Jeff Skinner and Craig Anderson in it.

It’s time to ask John what he REALLY wants. 1. does he want the money and the recommended surgery and a trade 2. does he want his preferred surgery and potentially no money and no trade All of this ballyhoo about “it’s never happened before in pro sports” makes it sound more complicated than it really is

No, that was the principal on the Simpsons.

That was Mulder. He wasn’t a former figure skater.

Rayzor: Penguins want to fill some holes Me: all of us men do, Rayzor. Oh, Skinner IS playing. Just saw him.

Great job by Miller there.

Skinner is playing?

Anytime I hear the “life is like a box of chocolates” quote, I always think of my old friend.

I used to have a friend that would put dog sh!t in a jewelry shaped box and wrap it in birthday paper and leave it on the sidewalk and wait for someone to walk by thinking it could be a Diamond bracelet and pick it up and open it.

You could have a point there. I recently noticed a new competitor in the frozen pizza arena called Crazy Mike’s that I’m tempted to try.

Pekar just did his best Stafford vs Lucic impersonation.

Can’t argue with you on the sound. I’m actually sadistically hoping that it sounds like this all year. It’ll add an interesting element to the games.

Digiorno > Red Baron > Totinos Party Pizza The play or the “sound?”

I feel like I’m listening to the teacher from Peanuts.

Is it just me or does this broadcasts audio sound like it’s being filtered through a toilet?

Let’s say you own a gas station. You have an employee (cashier) for 10 years who is always there. Never calls in sick, is never late, never makes mistakes with the register. Friendly and reliable, the customers all love the employee. One day, you catch the employee stealing $20. What do you do? Give the employee a stern talking to? Suspend the employee? The answer is you fire the employee. Not because it’s their first time stealing. You fire the employee because it’s the first time they got caught.

This is an excellent decision.

This could spawn a new Sabres broadcast feature this season: Rayzor’s Occom

Jack Brownschidle never made it to the Sabres?

Montel Williams

So Detroit is now trying to use “Shout?” Im throwing a flag on that.

He’s still calling him Josh Bryson. This guy sucks.

Quinn is not near being ready for the NHL, and this is basically an AHL game that he’s in.