Andrew Amerk

Are you sniffing the glue?

This is incorrect. Lidstrom wasn’t an All Star until he was 26. He won his first Norris at 31. 10 years after he had been in the NHL.

No. Because goalies are usually fickle. They can be great one season, then completely fall off of a cliff forever.

Losers

The Pens broadcasters love a big man with soft hands. Sounds like a kink fetish to me.

Ohhhhh Me Zohorna Ohh Ohhh Me Zohorna

This team will be significantly better once they get Eichel back on the ice.

Thank you for this. I know Sabres fans like to panic, especially after 15 years of misery, and hate hearing it - but he’s what? 21 years old? What were you doing at 21? How was his comparable Lidstrom doing at 21? Relax people.

Yeah but is his real name John?

Vinnie Hiney!

That’s alright, I found a free stream. Was just hoping for an easier way. I don’t have any plans to contribute any money towards this team this season.

Is MSG free somewhere? No, I don’t have Bezos money for that. Is MSG free somewhere? Is ESPN+ free?

Brett Murray makes the team!

So what’s the trick to watching the game tonight?

And McCabe.

Maneuvering Wildly

You have quite a lot of useless posts, but this one might take the cake so far.

I hope one day someone puts fun into my funeral.

Let me know when you’re coming, I’ll buy you a Puck Plate.

Okurrrrrrr ? ? ?

Yup. And after I do it, I’ll scream “FJALLBYYYYYY”

“If I want money, I’ll dig another well.” Then he went and bought the Bills. Is that the “another well?”

The AHL team has a name, bruh

I sort of agree. I don’t mind watching Okposo, he’s been one of the best players in the game tonight. I’d also rather watch JPP and Weissbach than Eakins and Drake, but both might be better served dominating in the AHL for now. It depends on their mental fortitude of whether or not they can survive a season of getting caved in the NHL right now. I think Cozens should also spend time with the Amerks, but that doesn’t seem likely.

Laine, Tops shelf where momma buys the cookies.