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He's skated once this entire game.

Jack is gonna mess up his hair if he keeps playing with his head this far up his ass.

Eichel has been a big fat zero so far tonight.

God, they're weak.

Like when he forced a shot from the center of the blue line into 3 bodies instead of hitting the wide open trailer for the one timer to his left?

Maaaan, Hall should have had one there. Damn fine shot.

Jesus, they look rusty.

That was on Hall for not skating that puck in.

Oh, I'm sure it's much more than that at that one solitary casino. They aren't gonna give up his actual numbers. They more than likely overextended his credit line, then gave him another 20% on top of that and he just stiffed em. Happens all the time with high limit players.

$1.5 lifetime? I'm not even sending a car for that.

Nice pop

And they will.

Add in Kenny Stills as well. If I'm remembering right, he can also tear the roof off of a defense.

Individual goal songs. Like walk-up music in baseball. Hamilton: "Jack, I noticed you changed your goal song. Is that because of the way the previous song made you feel? And did you think it was to do with your 3 game scoring drought?" Jack:"I just think that WAP provides the energy that this team neads right now. It really gets us ready to play." So that's a no on Semi-Charmed Life, then?

I think I mentioned in another thread somewhere that we would soon have a giant Labatt Blue can on our ice surface. I'll give it 3 years, max. Adds on jerseys in 2 or less. Adds on helmets start this year. The naming rights to the Cup will be sold very soon. Only a matter of time before teams are playing for the Amazon Stanley Cup.

The NHL has sold the naming rights to the divisions. Welcome to the Mass Mutual Division! https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-announces-sponsors-for-realigned-2020-21-divisions/c-319981824 Today is a great day!!!

I really feel like Canada is going to win this without much trouble. The bookmakers do not agree with me.

Wooo! Let's go boys! USA is gonna be about a +$330 dog against Canada. Go get em!

Until that!

They've been playing like pure ass for 10 minutes.

Damn it!

67. Pennsylvania is the south and its warm down here. 😛

*feels warm in here. I'll check the thermostat: "69!? Who the hell set the thermostat to 69 ***** degrees? Somebody else better start paying the bills in this mother *****, they want the thermostat set to 69 degrees!"

Why would the jets pass on him?

Leave no doubt!