My son insists on beating the ever loving ***** out of me in chess on a sometimes daily basis. You people have read my posts here, I'm basically a simpleton. I've never won and I never will. I hate strategy games, I don't want to learn! Why does he make me do this? When he decided he didn't want to play baseball anymore, I supported his decision. I don't drag him to the field everyday throwing smoke at him to make myself feel better about striking him out.
Anyway, I hate chess. Oh, and Connect 4 can ***** right off!