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Why can it never be an easy day? One of my people came into work today with her eyes so dilated that she can see the *****in future. Fantastic!

Nick Kyrgios might throw you one while he's having a temper tantrum.

They are the topic of every podcast and morning and late night show all week. That's what was in it for both of them. Any attention is good.

Yes. If you can't break it in one swing, you're a ***** and you deserve a penalty.

Two things would have happened of it were real. 1: All of the security guards in Hollywood would have stepped in. 2. Chris Rock would have immediately made a joke about Jada banging other dudes tonight while Will watches.

Fake

Worst logo/color changes, in no particular order: Ducks, Kings, Canucks, Jets, Capitals, Panthers. The Ducks are The Mighty Ducks The Kings are *****in purple! The Canucks are Pavel Bure The Jets are Teemu Selanne The Caps are not as bad as I'm making them out to be, but they were really bad for so long and they didn't have to mess with the original. They didn't improve it. The Panthers have a soccer logo.

That was a wicked fun 2nd period. Crosby got his goal that he always gets against us and Malkin fluked one, but man, that was a lot of fun anyway.

It's fun when you're wife's card was the last one used and she just unknowingly bought me new stuff...

TNT, sweet! I'll watch it on my phone, at work. Penguin games are blacked out for me I. ESPN+... because, ya know, 6 hour drive and all. I live closer to Buffalo than I do Pittsburgh.

Dahlin gets a Roxette song from me every time he scores.

Just for that I'm doing a full 5 sets. Take that, Casey. Soothe this burn with your millions.

Now I'm going to go do 20 pull-ups in effigy!

I'm now rolling up deli sliced bologna and eating it without bread.

Dan sucks

Man, the boys got their ***** handed to them for about 20 minutes straight, there. Let's figure something out.

Because they don't.

Jesus Christ, that guy is good.

Pitch clock should be 10 seconds. Rock and fire, baby. Get the *****in ball and throw. Watching Aroldis Chapman take 27 minutes (not exaggerating) to retire 4 batters is completely unbearable! (Signed, person who lives in a minor league town and the pitch clock makes the game much better)

The shift isn't banned until 2023, I believe.

Von Miller....not bad Report: Bills to sign Von Miller to 6-year, $120M deal https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/2289721

Yep... I have several "air locks" in my house to prevent my dogs from escaping. If I ever had company over, they'd think I was crazy. Good thing I don't ever have company over. Whenever we take the dogs to my parents house I'm on high alert. My father gives me *****in agita with his leaving the doors open every time he checks on the grill. The same guy who would yell at my brothers and I "you weren't raised in a barn!" Loves to leave doors open now.

VO from downtown, baby.

I love Jeff Skinner