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Holy *****, there's 5 minutes left. Are you all that young that you don't remember what a team can do with 5 minutes left?

Apparently most of you don't know what is for sale at a convenience store. I wanted cough drops, not tacos! Aaaaand we have a steaming hot take about Rodrigues for captain.

Heading to the store for more cold medicine. Anyone need anything?

53! I so knew that was going to happen.

Truer words never were written.

Or Larsson; he was closer.

Greg McKegg, on top of it.

FFS.

We have outstanding places here in Buffalo, too. Just not Mighty or Taco Bell. Aptly named.

Imagine him with a steel stick! People would die.

It's a really good song!

What, is this "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"? I'll eat Taco Bell before I ever subject my colon to Mighty again.

I gladly will do it. I'll even pay out-of-pocket for the inevitable hospital visit after. Maybe Woody or Brawndo can hook me up with a gastric discount or something.

So here's a question: you're a STH anyway. So why didn't you get that hat until tonight?

1999 was the last time I was at one. If the Sabres win a Cup, I will eat Taco Bell. We know.

No, I'll keep laying, thank you, you beautiful genius. You keep lying.

Thankfully Housley had him out there. What a decision! Did you guess that one correctly?

HAH! I came back into my bedroom to get my phone! I get to stay!

I am not very happy with you right now. But I believe that you are right. F'n Charlie....

Oh, bless your heart. (Snowflake is one word in English; "don't" requires an apostrophe; you missed a comma; and "beta" should not be capitalized unless it begins a sentence or is a proper noun, comrade. You are not a native English speaker.)

Can I bring my laptop with the stream with me or no?

And now a Kyle penalty...

Huh?

Dammit, should I just stay in the bathroom or downstairs so you all get the good stuff like Val James and the goal? I've missed everything!

Nah. Can't spell, can't form sentences, doesn't post about hockey.