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What the players will be doing during video sessions if Martin is hired.

It's not proven, true, but if it were the Sabres in that situation, I'd be screaming for a timeout.

Do you still coach soccer? If there were a sudden and overwhelming momentum shift and you had the ability to take a timeout (I know there are no timeouts in soccer), wouldn't you? You see it in college basketball all the time in that situation.

***** Carolina.

That and a lack of professional distance from Botterill.

Dammit.

If he hires Jacques Martin, he shouldn't last a day longer on the job. Last coaching hire indeed.

Dead ringer for Inspector Clouseau: http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=3427

Bye, Canada.

Ooh you're right. It's ruined. It's all ruined.

I'm still alive for the 0-for-8.

I don't think it's going to be 12 years, but your great-grandchildren are not going to have a good time. Also, feel free to start an AOC thread if you'd like.

You're a little out of your spot with this. Biden hugged. He didn't "grab 'em by the *****." He didn't cheat on his wives, and he didn't bang porn stars. And he doesn't belong to the party that claims to be the Christian voice in America (by the way, you never addressed that). Benghazi is a non-issue, and I have no idea why you're still on it, and what child rapist? Is this more pizzagate stuff? BUT: AND I MEAN, READ THIS: "Window licker," or any other metaphor/symbol/slang/whatever for the mentally challenged is not acceptable here. Even when referring to Trumpers. I'll shut it down for 48 hours the next time I see it. The next time I see it from YOU, you're done. Are we clear?

Norwich is 6 points clear of Leeds with 2 games to play and a +10 goal differential. Fingers crossed that my Canaries will be back on TV next season!

No, I don't think we would. A twice-divorced serial cheater who "grabs 'em by the *****." And the GOP told me it was the party of Christian morality. This is peak "people don't care anymore." Maybe he's using the "takes one to know one" method of identifying criminals.

Seven also doesn't rhyme with anything. Oh, wait.

They're already too slow to load on my work computer.

He's not WYLD and Woody for nothing. On another note, this is now the second game today that I've watched where the coach doesn't know when to replace his goaltender. And now it's 6-0 instead of 5-0. But by all means, leave Mrazek in there.

Umm, we're there. Did you notice who is president?

Just one more to go. Nope. Not how that ended up. Anaheim gets the worse of the STL and SJ picks.

Jets out!

I still can't speak meme except for the one pi posted.

Well, it's about sports, but also about the panny.

Take your unnecessary comma and your silly movie opinion and store them rectally.

Sure, there's a certain amount to that. But if the coach isn't there to make players listen and adhere to the plan, well, why have one?