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Zach Metsa is 5’9”. I think resigning Bryson killed any chance Metsa has at the Sabres. Unless he’s significantly better than Bryson, which I’m not sure there is evidence of.

If not means Adams is gone (he won’t be), I’d take it in a heartbeat.

It was certainly a pipe dream. The team needs a heart transplant. Tage and Rasmus just don’t have it. Not saying they aren’t great players or could be a part of a contending team. The Sabres need an infusion of intensity. One that isn’t in the org.

No apology necessary. If this ever actually happens, it will be the most underwhelming nothing hire in league history.

Whatever the smart thing is to do with him, the Sabres will do the opposite.

None of this will happen. It’s fun to talk about I guess. For some folks. Based on what? I’ve heard that dude say exactly six words.

It doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t matter at all.

Is there a joke that I’m missing

I know the Sabres have reached rock bottom when fans are clamoring for the NHL, easily the worst run pro sports league in North America, to step in and help Buffalo.

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I may have thought that once upon a time but I’m not sure now

It’s the AHL, take all the terrible self promotion and scheduling atrocities from the NHL, then Make it worse.

Thomas Vanek - President of Facial Expressions Sabretooth had been promoted to team dentist.

A 4 receiver set of Coleman, Palmer, Shakir and Davis sounds nice. Well rounded, each guy has a different skill set. I could see it working. Might make Kincaid redundant.

There aren’t enough emojis for me to use to express my feelings on it. Just outstanding. And super sad statement about the current state of affairs.

I can’t believe an NHL GM could possibly make such a paltry salary.

I would have went with POPO, President of Purse Operations

How many times are you willing to get pounded in the cornhole until you decide you don’t like it anymore?

So no Senior Advisor hire then?

Paul Hamilton intimated that some key Sabres personnel, like Jason Karmanos, still live in Pittsburgh. I’m kinda speechless at this point. The Sabres don’t require their employees to actually work in the city the team they are contributing to resides in? Ummm… Maybe the Sabres problems run deeper than we all know.

Every GM values the unknown more than the known. They could draft a star at 9. Rosen will be lucky to be a 3rd line NHL player.

Eric Staal can’t be the lead offseason move. It just can’t. Have a sense of your fans. We all hate the guy. Just bury the news until after something else has been announced. The org has no pulse on the fans. If Marchand retires, they should bring him in as well. The head of Junk Spearing and Face Licking.

Might as well, if Staal was brought in, why stop there. Just hire everyone Sabres fans hate and stick a fork in them. It’ll make the transition to Kraken fandom really easy.