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Quite the resume

I’m glad our feckless loser players aren’t happy. You are a part of the problem. Sit out, demand a trade, play the way you have been since you became a Sabre. Make it so bad Pegula has to do something. Cancel the season. Fold the team. Good riddance.

So much so they won’t even fully vet the new owner or do any research to determine if that market would support an NHL team. The NHL is a cash poor league. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the owners rely on the the expansion fees to make a profit. Almost like a giant Ponzi scheme.

It’s a business. He can do what he wants with it. This sell the team nonsense sounds like a 4 year old’s response on how to fix things. Do fans think if they bitch enough to other Sabres fans on the internet it’s going to change things. You have to initiate real change. Don’t go to games. Don’t sign up for whatever streaming service you use to watch them. Don’t buy Sabres merch. Be the change. Standing in the corner pouting about things you have no control over is foolishness and childish.

Every wanna be GM was creaming in their jeans about Rossi. It quickly became the most tired thing on Sabres twitter. Quinn’s trajectory was higher but ultimately injuries and poor development have turned him into a mediocre NHL player at best. Glad you can lay one more I told you so at the feet of fans who just want someone or anyone to actually be good.

Define generation

I figured Diggs passing out booger sugar to some boat hoes might get some traction but I guess I didn’t read the room. Don’t get me wrong, I’d take free nose candy with 75% naked women on a boat with Stefon Diggs all day. Just thought y’all might like the update.

Fart in a bottle, a little know Police b-side. 100 billion bottles, full of inkman’s woes

Stefan Diggs update

Yeah I just thought it was super speculative based on pics of a dude in shorts.

I know it’s the offseason and the players are just going through OTAs but the hype train has no chill.

They need to work on the board name. Mammoth Messengers Mammoth Mafia Mammoth Militia Mammoth Mammaries Just spit ballin

I know why you say this with how the draft went down and how their careers have begun but Marco is much more of a certainty at this point and Mattias / Isak aren’t assets the Sabres need.

At this point, who cares. They’ve destroyed their fanbase’s passion for the team. I’m ready to root for the Mammoth.

Sigh. Not happening but how about a Quinn / Samuelsson / Rosen for Rossi+? He’s another dwarf (5’9”) but the Sabres could use a 60 point C as backup to Glass Norris.

the last thing they need right now are draft picks. They need 25-29 year old vets who are good NHL players that don’t ignore the defensive zone.

Yeah now he’s sourcing himself as the origin of the rumor. Probably.

Was there ever any substantiated info about Karmanos? I feel like this has all been internet talking head conjecture.

The Sabres don’t exactly have the Leafs roster. Maybe BS could get it there but this teams needs a huge roster turnover.

With zero commitment to defense. Fans wanted accountability, this is what it looks like. Cozens was held accountable and got his ass shipped out. I’m fine with JJ following the same path. They need to reshape the roster and getting an actual responsible hockey player for Peterka could galvanize this roster. Get Quinn & Samuelsson off the roster too. Mattias is just garbage and Quinn is just not good. Great shooter, decent playmaker, plays like someone trying not to get touched.

JJ is a great offensive player that can’t be bothered to play defense. He’ll be a long time NHL player but it wouldn’t surprise me if he plays his way down any roster he’s a part of. Coaches aren’t going to just accept him lazily skating in the D zone on the back check. If they can get a more well rounded player in return for him, do it.

If Brannstrom got a thread why not Lukas Rousek. Thought he might turn into a decent bottom six player but he never seemed to make the jump. Too passive and consistently turned down prime scoring opportunities to defer to teammates. Granted those players usually were better shooters but he had point blank scoring chances that he opted to drop pass.

The inevitable “Cooter” nickname is also a huge plus when evaluating prospects

They threw in Don Stevens Hot Mic Pot Luck Curmudgeonry