PASabreFan

Also young, talented and good at walking on grass.

Hope Rob isn't reading this.

Courage defined: skating into the corner to get your goalie stick while your Sabre teammates make a breakout pass.

No one can explain why that shouldn't be a PS.

I heard he's lost a lot of mudge.

These low camera angles with the arena rising up in the background reminded me of the iconic photo of the Sabres coming together at the Aud after beating the Soviets, 12-6. I couldn't find it but here's a similar shot. Back when there was pride in Sabres hockey.

YCSTOC.

Mr. Brightside.

Like a cow handling a gun...

Takes some guts to play the I Wanna Be Sedated song at a hockey game.

FiFY.

That lighting treated Owen well.

Buffalo trailing by three looking to get one here and cut the lead to two! Dan, just keep what you're doing.

Preferably right after swallowing the nasty pill.

I am not a drinker but I had a shot of whiskey once. Don't ask me what kind. But I had driven pretty much straight through to Florida for xmas some years ago. After hours on I95 with crashes and backups every 10-15 minutes, when I finally reached my destination I jokingly asked for some booze. I really liked it. I liked it so much I decided I better make that my last, and I haven't had one since. I'd be a good alcoholic. I read something once about how people with sweet tooths are at greater risk of alcoholism.

Tip your veal!

Start the offseason now?

I am unpinnable. I am unpinnable. Three hours and five minutes to Wapner.

Congrats on being named Arbiter of All Things Funny. Some of us need Palm Trees and Swifties to get through the day.

Or Levi could have made a save.

Not far from the truth.

Was it the gastroenteritis or the Stan Smeal typo?

Shiver me timbers.

In this Sabres Season: Gastroenteritis on Ice, here it comes again. Sabres lineup Tage Quinn Cozens Rasmus Sammy? Rasmus UPL Vanc Buré Linden Stan Smeal Another guy with a mustache Gary Bromley tending the twine

Levi, not part of the solution. The weird thing is, that's basically the Levi from his spring debut that somehow got him handed the starting job in the fall of 23. What a trainwreck of a franchise.