PASabreFan

May a perverted SS poster pound on your sister's keyboard.

Was this when you lived in Detroit?

It was fine.

Is Roch still the Lilac City? I've heard Buffalo called the City of No Illusions.

I knew that. It remains incredibly sad to me.

That's the fun of sports. It has been absolutely robbed from us. It's also why the notion of expected 5.675 percent improvement year over year for the Sabres until some magical moment in 2027 when they become a perennial contender is laughable.

A quick, fun, interesting and candid recollection. https://buffalofambase.com/2023/03/28/eds-vault-fun-times-with-pat-hannigan/

Rick Jeanneret would probably order a Whopper with the following specifications: No onions Extra pickles Extra ketchup No mustard No mayonnaise A large order of fries A large Coke He would probably also ask for his order to be "dressed to the nines," which means that he would want it to be prepared with extra care and attention to detail. Here is how he might order his Whopper: "Hi, I'd like to order a Whopper, please. No onions, extra pickles, extra ketchup, no mustard, no mayonnaise. And I'd like a large order of fries and a large Coke. Please dress it to the nines." The cashier would probably respond with something like: "Sure, no problem. Will that be all for you today?" "Yes, that's all. Thank you." Rick would then pay for his order and wait for it to be prepared. When it was ready, he would take it to a table and enjoy his meal.

I've almost fully come around to this after decades of watching. It's the most terrifying thing about the sport. That missed point shot of the back boards caroming out... Shiver me timbers. Probably more than 50% of my addled brain believes in Hockey Gods.

Au contraire mon frère. I haven't fried balowme in years. Unless you are alleging I am full of balowme.

Fried baloney sammies.

An upgrade? Uh ch-yeah.

They're blinding me with science again!

OTOH KA said the players were upset by enemy fans in the building. There is this team's home record to consider. If it increases your chance of success, I say build the moat and fill it with gators.

Perfect as the enemy of the good... A Sabres tradition since 2013. And that's giving them a huge benefit of the doubt that there's really some high-minded objective.

And that's why you're the only one who is allowed to discuss your skivvy situation.

You mean to tell us that in professional sports six-year plans don't always (or even usually and maybe even never) work out? Every season's a distinct entity. Go make the playoffs, Sabres. They can shove 2029 up their bippy.

This is the direst and gravest threat to our community since the Great Red Scare of Ought Whenever It Was. I urge calm, restraint and above all constraint.

I must have missed DG taking accountability for his terrible game management that must have cost his team enough points to make the difference. Or the coaching on the defensive side.

Things that now also need separated... That mental image and my appetite.

Everybody down? (Except the worthy.)

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm closer to Ottertown.