shrader

Damn, I've been gone for a while. That looks completely unrecognizable and I used to work right across the street.

I found some in the back seat of my car today. Was that you?

They’re not even showing the jersey until November (or it “accidentally” leaks).

Do they have any captains yet or is that an end of camp thing?

Duke has so many people who roll out their oxygen tanks to the bus stop for a cigarette. I'm glad I'm nowhere near that place anymore.

How many hospitals even have windows that you can open? Russia must have put them in for this very reason.

Completely ignore the white space to the left, I couldn't cut that out. Horns above the eye, nose directly below. Diagonal down and to the left is the smiling mouth.

Ha, up until just now I've always read his name as Polpatov.

I just looked at the updated version of the logo and the devil was lessened by the tweaks. Forgive my horrible skills at modifying an image, but I attached an image of what I always saw. The newer logo has smoothed out some of those lines and the nose isn't very defined anymore.

I see your buffalo head now. That's pretty cool. I'd say I'll never see it the same way again, but how often will I actually see the jersey in that specific pose? The other thing I always did see was a little cartoon devil inside the logo if you turned it upside down. That may have been influence by the name Satan on the back of my jersey.

I always saw that diagonal piping as the crossing swords.

Nitpick alert: He wasn’t under contract, it’s not an extension.

I wonder if it "accidentally" leaks out early. Waiting until November to even show the jersey seems incredibly late. Other than angling for big time Christmas sales, I can't think of any other reason to wait so long.

How about the flux capacitors?

I was doing a screening recently for a new life insurance policy. I’m the middle of a long series of heath questions, they asked me if I was training to be a pilot. I just hope they don’t find out about my side gig in the coal mine juggling dynamite.

And married couples or other serious relationships. Only the virgins and the non-drinkers would be safe from this one.

Similar to that “hey you’re 21 right” that bars and convenience stores have perfected over the years.

I don’t mean it to be anecdotal. The point is that even if she did identify herself as a high school student, that doesn’t give an age. So unless she’s walking around saying “hello Mr Araiza, my name is Jane and I’m 17” and handing out her ID, he’s not going to know whether or not she’s legal. This whole assumption of age thing, it seems very hard to prove in either direction.

My brother started college at 17. I was an 18 year old senior in high school. I’m not sure how much identifying the school really matters.

Have you read the statement and his Twitter posts? Dude’s an attention *****.

This turd is trying to milk his own client for his own 15 minutes of fame. Absolute scum of the earth. You just know he was trying to come up with any angle he could to go after the bills and get his hands on some nfl money.

I don't think it says anything about the case either way, but that lawyer is clearly a loon.

I'm not quite sure I'd trust the words of a guy who doesn't know how to wear glasses.

"How dare you air this out through the media" -said through media No offense to you lawyers out there, but they're all pond scum.

That's such an odd quote from the article. They say he confirmed having sex with her, but then when they get to actual quotes from Araiza, he's not answering the question. If they have the actual quote, use it instead of throwing together a sentence where the first half contradicts the second half.