JujuFish

Yeah, go big or go home, eh? ?

The record is 9, in case you were wondering. The '43 Lions and '65 Steelers both threw 1 TD and 9 INTs in a single game.

Follow this line of reasoning backwards. Are your parents both citizens? What about the parents of your parents? Or their parents? Or their parents? What if there was an adoption at some point, were the biological parents citizens? If there is even a single break in this line of citizenry, then you're no longer a citizen. Hell, might as well say anyone who isn't a native isn't a citizen.

This is not a real term.

Pryor will instantly have the highest career completion percentage on the team, sadly.

Why?

Pushes off way too much and there's that dirty hit on White last year.

You'll become a season ticket holder?

I'm going with wide left.

3 timeouts gone already? Sheesh.

There's 2 yards for you, Ink.

That's a bizarre stat. I love bizarre stats, thanks.

Oh damn. I'm on vacation this week and forgot to check my lineup before Thursday. Thanks, Miami D.

You don't know a single Hispanic person, do you?

2014. 38-3 over the Jets on Monday, November 24.

I have?!

Defense-adjusted value over average, it's Football Outsiders' secret formula for adjusting stats based on the teams played against in an attempt to make things more comparable, since no one plays the same schedule. Speaking of how good the defense has been, I ran some numbers. For the first 6 quarters, the Bills were allowing an average of 50 points per game and 438 yards per game. For the 18 quarters since, the Bills have been allowing 14 points per game and 270 yards per game. And even with the atrocious first 6 quarters, the Bills and the Jags are the only teams not to allow a 300-yard passing game.

There's the Peterman we all know and love.

Peterman TD? Do my eyes deceive me?

24-10 win incoming. Right, guys?!? Right...? ?

I moved away from New Jersey on the same day the streak started. Does this mean I need to move back?

January 24th, 2013 in case anyone was curious (they were 2-1 after losing to Carolina).

I think my luck is going to end this week. I made a great DST pickup before the games today, but Cooks put up a goose egg in my flex.

Yup, last time they both won on the same day. It's also the last time they won on the same week before two weeks ago.

That was also a week 5.