JujuFish

I have 172 points and my game is still very much undecided. Crazy.

And the Browns missed a FG at the end. Their kicker finished with 2 missed field goals and 2 missed extra points.

Patrick Mahomes, as best as I can tell, has tied the NFL record for most TD passes in the first two games of a season and breaking the previous record (6) for most TDs in your first two career starts. He has 9 TDs through two games. And apparently while I was looking this up, he got another one. 10 TDs and new record.

When the game is going this poorly, why wouldn't you?

Mahomes now has 7 TDs in 5 quarters of play.

OK, you're either trolling or you literally cannot read.

See? You keep pounding an argument that no one is having. You continue to do it now.

You keep changing the subject because you have an axe to grind. It's causing you to misread and fail to argue.

Haha, I missed that comment. Them's fightin' words.

Fitzmagic now has 5 TDs today, 4 in the air and 1 on the ground.

Cleveland objectively has better WRs.

Pittsburgh allowed the 5th fewest passing yards last season. That's probably because the offense was good enough to keep the defense off the field, though, because when you look at yards per attempt, they drop quite a bit to 22nd.

Another Fitzmagic TD.

The Raven stepped out at the 7, how do they review this and put him on the 1?

Hah, yeah Fitz is having a good day. Leading fantasy QB right now.

Not the start I wanted to see, but not wholly unexpected.

Best safety duo in the league if they can repeat last year's success, IMO. Let's go, Buffalo!

Yeah, we had the pledge of allegiance every morning before classes all throughout school. We weren't forced to participate (and I had a Jehovah's Witness friend who didn't).

I don't know all the words to any of those songs. To be fair, though, you'd be hard pressed to find any song I know all the words to. Maybe something from Tom Lehrer.

Survivor leagues are where you pick a team to win each week and if you're wrong x number of times (I think 2 is normal?) then you're eliminated. I like them but I always forget to do my pick before Thursday's game and for some dumb reason you're not allowed to pick from remaining games if you don't get a pick in before then. Miss a pick and it's a strike. To clarify: you pick a single team each week and you can't repeat a pick at all for the rest of the season.

Hey, me too! I have done no research and I have a friend coming in tomorrow night to visit for the weekend, so I don't think I'll be getting any prep done. Hooray for improv!

I think you missed the word 'legally'.

The key to winning is obviously ask the opposing teams to start their backup defensive linesmen every game against our starters. Done and done.

Our offensive line...taking its name way too literally.

In his two games against us, he was 11/41 for 160 yards, 0 TDs, 1 INT, and his team scored a collective 14 points. But he went 2-0 because the Bills scored a collective 3.