Andrew Amerk

Getting a hockey agent to provide a one-sentence response to an email question isn't exactly an astounding achievement.

ETID,Veil Of Maya, Terror, Stray From The Path, Iwrestledabearonce - July 22. All Shall Perish - Aug 12. Brand New - Sept 17.

Is Chelsea Lately a man?

Pat Burns hosed again.

And Mario Lemieux never got traded.

If the best players on the Sabres are trying to leave, what makes anyone think mediocre players or better would want to come to Buffalo (especially at a reasonable price tag)?

Not unless you think Ennis is hawt.

Remember the rumors of Stafford for Burmistrov? Wonder if Burmistrov would have stayed in the NHL with Buffalo. Jets would have 10 signed forwards right now, instead of 9.

Housley? Andreychuk? Barrasso? Turgeon? Corkum?

Bruner is a giant question mark. He'd be worth a shot if its not a lengthy contract. That is, assuming he'd want to come here. Mueller, I'd avoid. Concussion issues and inconsistency after only one good season. Raymond...you pretty much already know what you're getting. Is it worth having him take up a potential spot from one of our developing players?

I refuse to consume maple syrup. Reminds me too much of the Maple Leafs. Yeah, I keeps it real like that.

Yeah, except Ninja Gaiden is much better.

That was DR's big move on FAF day.

Who the F is Gabrovski?

Nutribullet. I used to laugh at the infomercials, but it actually does kick ass.

Maybe DR is trying to NOT improve the team. Maybe the true plan is to try and finish in the bottom of the league.

Still nothing about this Bagnall signing on NHL Network.

"Then there is Clarkson, of whom general manager Dave Nonis said, “I believe he has a lot of good years left in him.” He’d better, having just signed for seven years. Honestly, though, what are the odds of that? Clarkson is 29 and plays a physical game that takes a toll on the body. He has scored 97 goals with 770 penalty minutes in his career. The other active forwards who scored between 50 and 100 goals and had more than 700 penalty minutes through their age-28 seasons are Chris Neil and Steve Ott. Neil, the player the Maple Leafs are probably hoping Clarkson winds up being, has never made more than $2.1 million in a season. Ott will make $3.2 million this season and remains best known for chirping Claude Giroux on "24/7." If Sean Avery were still playing, he’d be on this list, too, but Sean Avery is not still playing."

I hate the Bruins. I think they got worse, and if they did, it's a small victory in my world.

Eriksson is a more complete player. Who knows what Seguin might become if he gets off the drugs and alcohol. I just don't think Loui and Jerome make up for the losses of Seguin, Horton, Jagr, and Peverly.

I think Detroit and Ottawa both got better. I also think Leafs and Boston got worse. TB, Montreal, FLA...meh.

Aren't we supposed to be rooting for the team to suck next season?

Sounds like she also dislikes the works of David Spade.

Im excited! When can I start buying tickets???

Free Agent Frenzy signing by Sabres, I think? Not seeing anything about it on NHL Tonight.