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Blackwood missed it, Greene didn't see it, Eichel slammed it home!

Bang!

Is this a long shift for Skinner? He looks like he's skating in concrete.

Yup!

Check your wallet, Jack.

Oh scandella, you no hands having so and so!

Ho-hum, pass, shoot, score. Simple game.

Woooooo!

The Glenlivet is getting dragged all over social media today for their new, completely horrible idea of whisky wrapped in edible seaweed pods. This is genius marketing and I truly mean that. They'll have a huge sales spike now.

Tomorrow's hangover (starting at 1am) with be brought to you by Buffalo Trace Bourbon. Found 2 1.5L bottles at the store yesterday and I snagged both in case they decide to have another year long drought!

What the *****?

Death, destruction, mayhem are all perfectly acceptable. Sex it's just obscene though. Dirty, perverse, disgusting titties! How dare....a child could see that!

PK Subban FaceTimeing Lindsey Vonn is freaking hilarious!

Talked your way out of a ticket? Got a ticket for some bull####? Cop cut you a break? I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that...tell it here. Working nights in CNY years ago, I'd get pulled over at least 6 or 7 times a year by Oneida Country sheriff's when I was leaving work at 2 am. Just looking to give me that DWI. Got popped once for driving with my music too loud. Who knew noise ordinances were a thing? Rolled a stop sign leaving the bar with an expired registration and inspection. Oops! Good thing I was stone sober. Cop let me go. Pulled me over 3 weeks later to see if I got my registration and inspection (I did). And I've got about 100 more. Sometimes you win, most of the time I lost. I'm curious what I've paid in traffic fines over my 18 years behind the wheel. Not to mention what I've had to pay the DMV in NY just to keep my license with all the points I put on it.

4 wins in October.

I added the last 3 sentences specifically for you! ?

Wow, the Brewers just blew it so ***** hard! Yep, been there Milwaukee! Seen that several times. The state of Wisconsin will be able to blame their alcoholism on this game for years. Washington still sucks. Hope they beat the Dodgers though. I don't hope it a lot...but definitely a little.

See you in the finals.

THATS why I wanna go!

Taco Bell is no longer serving the Double Decker Taco. This is completely unacceptable and tragic. Several years ago they discontinued the Southwest Steak Bowl and I said nothing. I was upset beyond belief, but I said nothing. And now this! No! This will not stand! I've finally found my cause!

I've got 2 specific things that I look for in gold. They often get me to the finals. ....where I lose to you.

I've skated on Olympic ice, bobsledded down the Olympic track and raced the same runs as the Olympic downhillers(against Olympians!) in Lake Placid, of course. Once I win the lottery, I will travel to most every winter Olympics site. Big ones are Sarajevo, Cortina, Albertville, Torino, Squaw Valley, Chamonix, Sapporo and Lillehmmer. Oh and Vancouver, for sure!

I have 2 friends who left the US for their home in Sarajevo in the middle of August. I have a standing invitation to visit whenever I want. They were refugees from the war who moved to Utica. I worked with them in NY for 5 years. We all moved south and 10 years later they were ready to go back home. I'll visit eventually.

Had to stay late on my Friday for a meeting where they told me that the salary folk will no longer accrue PTO. Instead we're moving to the use it or lose it FTO. I'll have 30 days a year that I can no longer roll over or cash out. Instead of the capped 224 hours of which I accrue a little over 4 hours per week and I can cash out whenever I want. I get it. They don't want to pay people their PTO balances when they quit or get fired. Anything to save a buck. So I've got about 40 days off coming to me over the next 370 days. Any suggestions on vacation spots?

Lots of reasons! Sometimes I wake up late and only have time to iron the sleeves of my shirt. Other times I'm just feeling it. Oh and I dig the French cuffs with the three piece.