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That's freaking impressive.

I only look at I in terms of gambling. Even money bets on Buffalo will have cost you money 8 more times than it would have paid you.

Pipe down, hipster :p

Heartburn? Man, I feel sorry for you.

OK, upon further review: chocolate booze is sweet as fcuk! Too much. Reminds me of the time a buddy of mine made honey flavored vodka with the honey from his bee hives and we spent 2 hours after work drinking shots out of Dixie cups in the parking lot behind a diner at 3am.

Breakfast: finished off the cold pizza at 1am Second breakfast: 2 scrambled eggs and a little bit(about 1/4 cup) of corned beef hash at 6am Lunch: nap Dinner: 5oz skirt steak, roasted sweet potatoes, zucchini, bell peppers, red onion, and red potato. Then I did my run, and now I'm drinking booze. 64 calories per oz. I'm thinking 4 oz tonight. Maybe 6. Edit: That's 1527 calories for the day, if I do 4oz of booze. I'm not hungry right now, but I will be in another hour and a half. Gonna try to be drunk by then so that I can go to sleep. Not gonna happen. Fudge shop cookies, coming up!

Dudes a fcuking iron worker. Life is his workout.

I don't eat sweets(fudge shop cookies not withstanding)! But I don't like fruity booze. I went in to buy Buffalo Trace, I found a coupon which brought the bird dog chocolate down to 12 bucks so I grabbed it in a "eh, why not" moment. Just had a small taste...I'm not sure about it. The chocolate is definitely right there. Wasn't awful. Will probably finish the bottle.

They sell gum and kit kits at your liquor store? Lucky!

It sounded better than peach to me. Impulse buy. Right next to the register.

Just picked up a bottle of Bird Dog chocolate flavored whiskey. It was on sale, so I snagged it. We'll see... Anyone ever had it?

Pulled a Patrick Kaleta and caught a slapshot last night. Pulled an anti-Kaleta by not breaking anything

"Sorry boss, my hamstring is tight." "yeah,, me too, me too!" "I've got the flu." "I've decided to have surgery." Sorry wildcard, there's no way I am playing in that game.

3 fudge shop cookies.

Move to Pennsylvania, you'll be fine :p Edit:says the guy who has been eating pizza for the last 2 days.

The struggle is real! I swear it! The effort that it takes to still have pizza left in that box is ridiculous! The fact that I've had 4 slices in 2 days is amazing to me. 2 months ago that pie wouldn't have made it through last night. And I forgot, I had a bowl of chicken noodle soup at work this morning.

Breakfast: 1 slice of cold pizza Lunch: 1 slice of cold pizza Dinner: 1 chicken leg, 1 baked sweet potato, green beans. Hockey snack: 2 beers (it'll probably be iron city today, I play with a lot of steelers fans) Oh and I've had 2 jolly ranchers(pineapple) and 6 bottles of water so far.

No jokes get made at our barn, ever.

My pull up bar and I piss on Sam Bennett! It's just too bad that I suck at hockey.

Oh Christ! Wtf is it now? Stigmata? We can't seem to buy a break with injuries at any level this year.

Brad may not speak English well.

4 days ago I ran 6 miles in 36 minutes. I haven't been able to get past 5.1 in 35 since then. But I am killing it. I've run 40 miles in the last 2 weeks, plus playing hockey on Sundays. I'm down 9 lbs. 16 more to go.

I just watched this video in the break room at work with my phone on full volume. 15 people are looking at me like I'm a psycho right now. Woooooo!

Yes, because it obviously means Robin Lehner still hasn't made a save in a shootout.