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Hey yinz, there's an elimination game tonight.

Steroids, clearly.

Expansion draft, my man. The entry draft is the one where we'll be taking Dahlin.

Touch it or don't touch it?

Helly is having a big 3rd period. Vegas should have had 2 in the last 3 minutes. That was a great shift from Cody eakin. He just ate a good 40 seconds of play.

They could just send me a check for it. I'd take that.

Move the needle meaning... something, anything. I feel nothing for any of them. they're a 2004 beige Kia Optima. I'd like a Toyota Corolla. I'd even settle for a Hyundai.

I'm with We've on this one. They don't move the needle at all for me. They're all just a whole lotta nothin.

They haven't. They're busy playing bad golf in great locations.

Remember all the rinks in Youngblood? It's like that, but crappier.

Are you kidding?? There's a lovely Econo Lodge in Rome. It's in a terrific part of town right past some railroad tracks next to a Denny's where I saw a man stabbed to death. Then there's the Rome motel, the Hotel Utica and I'm sure there's a red roof inn somewhere in there. No, seriously, Turning Stone is the only place to stay.

Of course. Bookies are a no cash up front business. You bet on the finger and pay the vig later. And you can do it over the phone! Sports books require you to actually have the cash in order to place a bet. Bookies will take a small hit but they'll still be able to feed themselves. Oh, and bookies can set their own lines. Take it or leave it.

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

I don't know where the Amtrak station is in Utica. The station in Rome is 11 miles to the rink in Clinton.

And there's probably a bidet. Ya know that water fountain thingy, fer yer...ya know.

People like extravagant things. The idea of royalty in 2018 is so ridiculous to me.

Then British aristocracy is an ajacent toilet filled to the brim with vomit.

My social media timeline fills with royal wedding garbage as England plays dungeons and dragons, or Renaissance fair or whatever. Royalty....if I eye roll any harder, I'll dislocate an eye.

Just take the Amtrak into Rome :p

I saw Wayne Newton once about 15 years ago in his theater at the Stardust. He put on a good show. 2 years later I saw Dice in the same theater. Also a good show. Go Vegas.

I've played in this rink. It's a true hicktown barn. Great place for hockey. I might as well go. It's only 15 minutes from my parents house.

All you big city folks talking about what big city is the best. It's cute.

OTTO!!!

The nearest Whole Foods to me is like 70 miles. And I'm not even going to pretend to know what food costs. I just know my wife sure is good at saving money on it.

True. Also, it's only Florida whole foods for now.