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Yep, he's not good. Can't put his fastball past anyone and he gives up fly balls. Bad bad bad. He needs to get together with CC and learn something.

Howboudat

Hey, Oakland A's Matt Chapman. Oh, you're 2 for your last 32? Well here's an 0-2 fastball right down the middle. Enjoy! Man, I hate when Sonny Gray pitches.

Is the mensroom attendant the most annoying job on Earth? I know I love it when people listen to me drop a deuce. Or stare at my back when I'm taking a wiz. No I don't need your piss room cologne. And I'm quite capable of washing and drying my own hands. Tip you? For making me feel uncomfortable as hell? Can I give you cash to leave before I get started?

Vegas, baby! And if that can't happen then I'm rooting for Ovi.

The sabres that the sabres skate out under are pretty cheesy too.

Started grilling 25 minutes ago in the sunshine. Now I'm getting fcuking hailed on! Ricochet hail, cause I'm covered, but still.

I like NASCAR.

ink, it's May. These teams are going to trade the division lead all season.

I like Henrik Tallinder and liked Andrej Sekera

Roseanne?

Track isn't a sport. We must, as a nation stop treating track stars like real stars. Carl Lewis reminded us of this, and we haven't made the same mistake since. :p

I saw Carl Lewis throw out a ceremonial first pitch. Not an athlete.

I know you're joking, but I'd bet he can skate. And if he can't skate, I'd bet he could figure it out pretty quickly. I mean, in all honesty, skating isn't that hard.

People watching is an underrated activity. It's especially fun when you're with a person as assholeish as yourself.

Sure did

Nice goal for forsberg

I'm also happy for Ovi. I'd like to see him get a cup.

And there goes my bracket. Let's go Vegas. Win the whole thing.

Not my work. Most people don't want to show up. When they do, they want to leave early. And when they don't get picked to leave early they decide to take an occurrence and leave early anyway.

Kilauea erupting again. Destroying homes again. Why live there? Probably because when you don't have lava in your living room it's freaking awesome. Do they sell volcano insurance like they sell flood insurance? Does FEMA have a volcano map?

My bracket is still in tact. That's a good enough reason for me.

Attention, Bruins! Your bus is leaving. Pack up your golf clubs and get the out!

October prediction: The Blue Jays suck! And the raptors will never beat LeBron.

Triple G with the 2nd round KO last night. He was straight hitting Vanes with cinder blocks to the face. That was a beat down.