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I'm getting better at moving on. I still don't let stuff go and I still don't forget but as I sit here at the bar, relaxing with my first sip of beer I'm feeling pretty chill. I had an absolute ***** day at work. But that ended 9 hours ago and I'm happy to report that I haven't thought about it since about 11am. So complaint: work sucked...oh well, ***** happens. But hey, personal growth! Yaay! But seriously....I hate this ***** guy....

Go on

Like Tosh once said "there's something funny about everything if you write a good joke." Louis didn't. Chris Rock joked about Columbine less than 3 months after it happened! And that special won a Grammy. I don't think it's about society being sensitive, I think he had weak material with a poor target.

There were some chuckles and small laughs, but overall the jokes didn't appear to kill. No way any of them make his final hour without a lot of work. I think he was working out material, figuring out what to keep, what to tweak and what to ditch. I personally always joke about any and all bad things that I've ever experienced. So the so called taboo material doesn't bother me. If something is funny to you, great. If it's not, that happens too. It's ok. Everyone doesn't have to like everything. I just think his bits we're poorly developed.

Not cool

The ball is dropping in a little over 2 hours and I'm......going to bed. I've got a busy day of not working for the next 2 days ahead of me. Be safe tonight if you're going out. Have fun. Happy New Year.

Hey, and knew there was a thread about this. So, Louis CK is in the news again. He was recorded on stage (not a show that was being put out to everyone) making a brilliant Doug Stanhope bit from a dozen years ago unfunny. I won't post it here, because it's TMZ and I'm not a fan, but I'm sure you can find it with a 2 second Google search. I've never liked CK and his "I'm just an awkward, wierd guy, but I'm actually normal and you're the wierd one schtick." Always thought he was a creepy dork. Oh, fun game: Listen to every single one of his albums back to back and just count how many times he mentions jerking off. It's literally every single punch line. Pretty sure we should have seen him coming.

Hateful Eight is QT's worst movie.

Alright, let's get 2 more touchdowns and blow these queefs off the field. ***** the dolphins!

Scandella just bailed out Casey, big time!

Bad Casey! Bad bad bad! No no no!

Sweet

Don't sweat it Tage, I fall on easy one timers all the time....oh wait, I'm a hack beer leaguer.

Alright, I'm here. Notre Dame got their dick kicked in and I'm happy. The sabres have got this! Let's go, boys!

I've gained about 6 pounds of what I'm going to call lazy holiday weight. I was probably up about 3 pounds over where I like to be right as the holidays were beginning and I haven't done myself any favors over the past couple weeks. I've been lying to myself saying that skiing is just as good as cardio/leg day at the gym...it isn't. It's basically nothing. If I'm not hiking up the mountain, it's like, no work at all. I can ski for 8 hours and not sweat at all. But I like skiing a lot more than I like working out, so it's an issue. Been back on my workout for the past 3 days. I just need to find a mix that works for me now. The gym is such an easy commitment when the mountains aren't calling me every day. I'm trying not to accept a winter layer of fat, but the struggle is real.

Sounds like a great time for a throat punch. F! I hate loud people.

They never charge for Center Ice in July and August. It's very nice.

I can't be the only one who thinks that the B with the sword through it is the cheesiest, corniest, ugliest, most dated looking font/wordmark/graphic in the entire world. I f'n hate it! Turdburger level hatred. It's baaaaaaad!

Even so....I still like it.

Had it!!

Schmucks! The lot of em. Remember when he called Mary "brainless!"? What a dingleberry.

Donna Reed (Mary) was smokin hot! So was Violet though. It all comes down to blonde or brunette preference. But Mary had a hell of a throwing arm, so that's a big +1.

Ok, just rewatching It's A Wonderful Life for the 33rd time. George's brother Harry is a selfish little prick and Uncle Billy should be under 24 hour care. Edit: and George Bailey is a real butthole.

Anyone else remember getting a Nintendo for Christmas and being so excited to play only to find out you had to go to radio shack to get the adapter because it won't hook up to your TV? Then do you remember 6 years later when the same thing happened with your Super Nintendo? How about 6 years later when it happened yet again with your N64? Total bummer right? Well now my kid gets to experience it! Muhahaha! He will know my pain. No more charmed life! No more playing with your presents when you get them! Oh no! You have to wait! Haha! Oh and this wasn't my fault! In fact, I had nothing to do with it! Take that, bio dad! Yeah, being an awesome dad isn't as easy as I make it look, is it? Oh yeah! Smarty pants didn't include an Ethernet cable, so that big fancy gaming computer is a red glowing paperweight currently. But still, I empathize...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Merry Christmas! Thanks for letting me waste time reading all your ramblings for all these years. Here's wishing the best for everyone.