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Yeah yeah, take your Bosnian coffee and stuff it! ?

I have venison burgers grilling up right now. That, my friends, is awesome!

Sure it is...

Hey old dudes. Why can't you get changed in under 3 hours in a gym locker room? More specifically why do you have to pose like a Saturday Night Live scetch the whole time? I just find it odd to have a conversation with another person while one of you is naked as a Jay bird, posted up like Captain Morgan with a foot up on the bench and the other one is fully dressed and has been ready to leave for at least 10 minutes. And in that 10 minutes Captain nude hasn't made any progress towards not trying to show everyone in the room his dick. What's the deal? Been going to the gym for just shy of 2 decades now and it's the same everywhere.

Apologies. My remark was more off the cuff and not specific to that particular situation. More of a pondering of my own mortality kind of thing. Sorry I wasn't more clear.

Cat is looking directly down at the dogs and I, saying, and I quote: "come at me mother *****!"

Cat Caveat: I own several murderous beasts. And my dogs really want this little guy. Like, bad!

Hey cat people. Should I put a blanket outside for this cat that keeps sleeping on my patio? It's damn cold outside.

So much fun!!! I still haven't finished Hateful Eight. Made it about a half hour in and now it's just sitting there in my Netflix queue.

Well that was uplifting...

Favorite movie ever.

He did that for all of the Dark Knight trilogy. Machinist(insomniac) into Batman Begins, Rescue Dawn(malnourished POW) into The Dark Knight and The Fighter(crack head) into Dark Knight Rises.

For those that don't Twitter. Jonsey, the cat from Alien likes my back patio. Specifically the batting in my ottoman.

Pfffft...warmer than it is here. And not snowflake in sight! It's as cold as a well diggers ass and I can't get any darn snow! If mother nature is gonna provide me with cold, she can at least make it pretty.

Saw that coming as soon as the leafs picked up the puck

Wow, Zemgus just stickhandled...I'm kinda shocked.

Sammy

Bye bye Benjamin

Sheary would have helped, big time!

Bet against Eichel! Seriously!

Whelp....Bull Durham is on. So I'll get by.

Ah yes. Age. ...ok

26 seconds. We're tying this.

And? You said they were out worked. That's flat out wrong.

Why does the puck never bounce away from Nashville? It hits them and drops at their leisure. It's ***** bull *****!