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Before you get too supehero, there is an ongoing argument with a separate thread about this, and there are merits on both sides. I tend to think that they do matter, but there are strong arguments against.

It's ok! You're several kilometers away. (Did I get that right? One ocean is several kilometers?) Correct on the first part at least, as far as I know.

You're mistaken. He did an audition game over five years ago, and he was really good.

Omigosh Dunleavy is horrible. HORRIBLE. Worse than Gurtler. "Went off of number 72..." LEARN THEIR NAMES LIKE RJ DOES

It's a ***** list, Ricky. A list of ***** apples, and their names are written in *****.

I don't care where they pick and I hope they trade the pick, whatever it is. This isn't the 2014 draft class. Yeah, @Zamboni. You are On Notice.

The youngsters experiencing success is far more important than the draft.

Ah I see. Well, maybe. All I know is I got some high-quality sleep.

I don't like that the melatonin box and Immodium box are nearly identical to one another. Nearly made a big mistake.

Would you want the doctor on her first surgery? Experience and a track record aren't worthless.

Seems there were last time ESPN had the rights.

We don't need NBA-style super teams. Even the NBA doesn't need it. Basketball is boring enough; the NBA has sucked all life out of it.

When they're coming from as far away as Pembroke, they're not really visitors.

Because pizza outside of the 716 sux unless you're in Chicago and like deep dish. Besides, who has visitors who want pizza? Visitors want local stuff.

Is he the furniture store guy? Anyway, I don't want them trading up for a RB.

Oh well. I think that's his point--no one is protecting them.

If they bench Asplund now, does that protect him from the expansion draft so they can protect an additional F?

The one from two games ago scored a hat trick.

I don't know that FOMO would apply here; who is afraid of missing out on side effects? I didn't throw up or have a fever; however, for about 18 hours, I felt like I had been ripping bong hits. Slept through most of it.

He plays like that every game.

Yeah, I wouldn't say "crap," either. I'd use stronger language. No, it isn't, actually. It will buy players in FA as usual.

I think Cascade is right.

It doesn't matter. There are ratings to be had, and the league knows we'll watch anyway.

Say what you want about Hamsammich, but he is a much better play-by-play announcer than Dunleavy. This guy has all of the talent of John Gurtler, plus a fake lilt.

Based solely on Friday night, Samson Reinhart is the best goal-scorer in NHL history.