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They riot when they win.

I'm interested if the price is right. And if I remember correctly from past dealings with Boston, the price for a former MVP is a second-round pick, so the price for DeBrusk had better be a fourth or something.

Looking good, fellas. Keep giving up shorties to an expansion team.

Well, we all knew they didn't really belong. A hot goalie can go far in a sixteen-win tournament.

There's a chance for one more win in November.

What is going on in here? Geez, I go away for Thanksgiving for a few days...

I'll send you a text. It would be nice to meet up.

I just was gifted 200-level tickets to Friday's game! And a parking pass, too. I'm taking my dad. Really looking forward to it. Our relationship needs something like this right now.

What is this? Google comes up with testosterone-repressed prostate message.

It's kind of nice to get the opportunity to watch them again so soon after yesterday.

The Cubs won a Super Bowl?

Oh--that? The Sabrepede by far, then. The guys last night were trying to keep that puck pinned to the boards but just couldn't. It wasn't a bad idea, it wasn't anyone out of position, it just was a failure to accomplish. Which normally would be okay--they did keep that puck pinned for about ten seconds--but Aaron Dell was in net.

Nah, it's just stupid.

"Chadd, which he spelled with two Ds, for a 'double dose of his pimping.'"

I need to see what you're referencing from last night.

What is it with Aaron Dell and last-second goals in tied games?

This person makes money at comedy? Anyway, today's game was just like the Jacksonville game except one of the teams showed up.

Giroux got a penalty for this. Not Bergeron, Giroux: https://streamable.com/92dk3i

I have no problems with this. Hockey East is not a challenge for him.

Five games in seven days beginning today.

Oh for crying out loud. This is a reach from Buffalo all the way to freaking Beijing.

The Sabres are about 25th on the list of teams that the league would allow to move.

It used to be...

C'mon. This one is funny.

NE got lucky with an adequate quarterback, is all. The Bills D-line is just fine, and the O-line just lacks depth. It's not poor planning that results in the third guy on the depth chart starting at right tackle, it's bad fortune.