PASabreFan

I am not a drinker but I had a shot of whiskey once. Don't ask me what kind. But I had driven pretty much straight through to Florida for xmas some years ago. After hours on I95 with crashes and backups every 10-15 minutes, when I finally reached my destination I jokingly asked for some booze. I really liked it. I liked it so much I decided I better make that my last, and I haven't had one since. I'd be a good alcoholic. I read something once about how people with sweet tooths are at greater risk of alcoholism.

Tip your veal!

Start the offseason now?

I am unpinnable. I am unpinnable. Three hours and five minutes to Wapner.

Congrats on being named Arbiter of All Things Funny. Some of us need Palm Trees and Swifties to get through the day.

Or Levi could have made a save.

Not far from the truth.

Was it the gastroenteritis or the Stan Smeal typo?

Shiver me timbers.

In this Sabres Season: Gastroenteritis on Ice, here it comes again. Sabres lineup Tage Quinn Cozens Rasmus Sammy? Rasmus UPL Vanc Buré Linden Stan Smeal Another guy with a mustache Gary Bromley tending the twine

Levi, not part of the solution. The weird thing is, that's basically the Levi from his spring debut that somehow got him handed the starting job in the fall of 23. What a trainwreck of a franchise.

But if they could somehow flip that in the next nine... 6-3... hmmm. Bill Hoppe would have them inching back into the playoff race. Harrington too. Oh, Mike.

When was the last time winning in the second half of the season bred winning in the fall?

Speaking of gingers, anyone have Soupy's hyperhidrosis commercial? That was the best.

Speaking of hat tricks, this'll be the third time Levi can save us!

If somehow, someway you could unknowingly walk barefoot over some Lego pieces, that would be the hat trick.

Hoo boy... What's that, Bill? Folks I'm being told the Sabres have won the last two games they played the day after a Bills game. The Bres boys are bonding over the Bills!

Schopp snarking on SM's overt religious expressions. He sarcastically credited "God's grace" for the Baltimore dropped pass on the two point conversion. Wow, leave it be. We have freedom of religion and expression in this country still. What a tool.

Two of the biggest Bills fans around live where I work. We got em on hourly vitals but they're holding up so far!

Win, the Ravens? Nevermore.

Terry could always face the music and answer questions and provide at least a little clarity.

In before someone says the Chiefs got some calls.

Those Hockey Gods are complicated.

Brian stayed appropriately serious for four minutes before cackling about the goalie goal, and other goalie goals, and how he was in Ottawa for one of them. Funny stuff! And once that first cackle leaks out, the dam is burst.